His best guess was that they were five hundred yards away. The binoculars confirmed it. He had to admit to being surprised at this irrelevance when they started moving light speed.

Im cumming honey he said after dropping his tools in the garage. Jim walked into the kitchen and yelled, "How the f*ck am I supposed to do anything woman with you interrupting me?

I wish there was a way to get rid of this curse. The mark that burns in my blood marks me as a Son of Adam - one of the accursed.

I stand there just taking everything in. "Wow! My old place on Alice Street didn't have a living room like this," I mutter to myself. I will be moved in next Saturday. Finally.

Bess Bavout was having no end of trouble getting her daughter Oona admitted to Mrs. Twatweiler's Kennel for Young Girls. The boarding fees settled, Oona now objected to the menus.

He wrapped her head in syran wrap. The chains kept her legs and arms to the bed. He watched her eyes. When they started to droop, he opened a mouth hole. He resuscitated her. She

She adjusted the water bottles. Straightening the Odwalla juices was a constant headache. When she restacked the premade sandwiches she stopped. In the case was a bloody finger

I recoiled from myself. I fled down dark alleys with dimly sputtering exit signs and dead ends at every turn. I couldn't run far and fast enough, but to my greater horror, wherever

Car lots and used car lots as business models had been beaten to death. I found an empty field and opened a potential car lot. I was offering irresistible deals on 2018 Buicks and

I chopped apples, put them into a dish. Flicked off some sliced slug (organic!), slapped on some pastry. In the oven for a random amount of minutes. I am a Domestic bloody Goddess

spot was lying on the ground again, with his paws stretched out in front of him, staring at the trees.

The spider landed on the fat lump in the back of her neck. It sunk it's fangs into her flesh. The smell of porkchops wafted into the air and the spider

Little did Tomas know, pressing the "back" arrow on his media keyboard would spell certain doom for the tribe of caramel-coated gummi bears he had stashed in his left pants-pocket.

If there were only some way to tell her that I would be there for her when she got home. Even if she says it does not matter. Even if she says she won't come home.

Jenna pulled the cookies out of the oven. "umm yummy" she said "look at these tommy" she called as tommy her son ran into the kitchen.

This is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drown her boyfriends fish. She looked so sad and needed some cheering up and.....

"Come and look at the ground," shouted Elsie. A small crowd was gathering around her, some bending, some crouching. Someone dragged a grey wheelie bin over, opened it & jumped in

In marigolds appareled, he entered the throne room of the Lizard Lady Queen. "You know that I don't like marigolds," she snapped. "Now put some clothes on." Gurfo Mettra disc

Don't forget: What hieroglyph am I today? Don't forget. What hieroglyph am I today? Who gives a duck? Wrong season, wrong reason. And the others I already forgot. All of them la

He pulled out a joint. It was fat and gnarled like a parsnip. Michelle's eye brows arched in appreciation. Biden smirked, "Got this from Pelosi. She said it's from Castro's own