Yesterday as I was walking down the street when I found what looked to be a dollar but no , it was a rare foreign coin from which belonged to the bank....I went to return the coin

Are you tired from a long drive on Highway 66? Are you looking for a nice place to rest? Why not come on over to Bates Motel, now with Color TV and miniature golf!

I'm so bored I should...

A new social network for positive messages only kicked me out after one post. They thought this wasn't positive: "I like how everything is orange here ... very Jim Jones-esque."

Something's wrong with the avocado pears.

By the time she could turn around i turn down the

On the date of August 11, 2011. A 97 year old lady was rushed to the hospital. She had been gaining weight over the past 9 months. I just so happens that

"Isn't it true,that you dropped an anvil on my clients head, tied a dynamite stick to his tail, & poisoned his milk?".Things looked grim for Jerry. The jurors were Willy E. Coyote,

She cut deeply into the body, feeling the warmth spill out. Sticky, rich.....thank goodness she had taped the blade to her hand. Most of the children at the party started to scream

May I introduce myself? He handed me with his clawlike anntenae a business card reading "Yawunik Kootenayi - Lobster With Two Sets Of Eyes From 500,000,000 B.C."

Lukewarm orange juice. Two burnt eggs, stale coffee, cold oatmeal. It was a perfectly ruined breakfast. That's why Pat ordered it. He wanted to have a miserable start for the week.

My left leg is larger than my right leg, and the left side of my face protrudes about half an inch further than the right side, which seems to sag a little. I'm an asymmetrical

אני כותבת, כי אני יודעת לכתוב, וזה מה שצריך לעשות, כדי לנשום ולהיות ואין ברירה אחרת אלא, לכתוב ולהכתב

Rain puddles. What glorious, gloomy, gloppy ways to celebrate autumn! And *that* one looked like one of the gloppiest best. Sinjohn burst into a sprint, gathering himself to leap

Earth had finally settled down to a simmer, and the Galactic Ambassadors were about to introduce themselves with a cough or whatever, but Earth went all spooky in springtime and

"But the economy is in the shitter, and for once I want to report the truth!" But Rupert Murdoch squeezed his head and said

The office staff found a bubble gum soda in a box. "Do you think we should drink it?" said the statistician.

Dr. Myotis's cure for hearing loss was nearly perfected. His first human trial was moments away. Soon his son would hear again. He prepared the mRNA syringe and injected the boy.

"Time chases after us all." These words permeated the air around me like a foul stench as I ran. I could hear the never-ending tick-tock of the unseen clock. Not gonna make it

The television played the national anthem. It was pitch black and flickers and he'd nodded again. He hadn't heard a channel go off air since he got cable, but ghost are sentimental