It's tough being the youngest of eight brothers who can swallow their fists.

To: "Nick Robertson" <nrobertson@accounting.HRG.com> Subject: C'mon man Body Text: Hey Nick, Look I know you've been out sick for a while but I really need those TPS reports. -Bob

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Stan lost it this time. He'd been tutoring this nimrod for weeks without a breakthrough and now he was done. Stan gestured wildly and cursed at his pupil. That's when Candy started

Its 2018 and I'm at the Super Bowl Packers vs. the New York Jets Packers ball and I look at the QB number 4 can it be, is he still playing, Who is that

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Toro is a fan of vampire fiction since his childhood in Mexico.

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