"Bad proofreader, bad BAD proofreader!" Zelda glared. "All you've done is introduce fresh errors to the typesetters' pristine proofs! Have you been smoking in your office again?"

Once Upon a Time, Dale murdered his sister for not giving him the limited edition Barbie doll he wanted. Dale was arrested by the cops when all of a sudden the cop pulled out his..

The magic is occured.

Email 1/10. Me to You: Do you really think that I'll ever do what you want after you did something like that to me? It was disgusting the way you acted. Goodbye for ever.

"I'm not ashamed to date bivalves - whatever my parents might think!" Daniel said to himself as he dined opposite his latest squeeze: a coquettish little clam who fluttered her

The sky over Manitoba was the color of mackerel, surfing the wrong channel. The hibachi sizzled as Sandy MacPherson scanned the police bands, hoping that The Watercolourist

We all have our roles to play. Mine was forced on me by a cruel past; a history I did not want. They didn't have to die; at least, I didn't think so; but they had

The Strong Language was sick of all the warnings about him before tv shows. His cousin Bad Language was to blame for his reputation. Enough was enough! It was time for

"I know my love is hard for you to bear. But I want you more than all the living. I want you the most." "You are Death." "And you are its Queen. You rule with me."

Fanning the flames, Doktor Evil-Schtein called out to his minions, "More heat! Vee must bving zee object to a temperature of One vousand point-two degvees!" Smiling to themselves,

How could I change the life that I have? should I

It was the day after Sunday that was a stinking hot day, the air con was broken so no one would stay

She couldn’t decide what to put on her list of “things to do before you die.” She had less than two weeks figure it out. Harold Camping had predicted the apocalypse again.

I turned to see what time it was and it was 6:23. I suddenly went into rush mode.My bus should be coming any minute now.I grabbed by bookbag rushed towards the door and then...

When tomorrow starts, I will be reborn. The blue-LED, electric alarm clock on my dark-oak nightstand flashes 11:56 PM. Four minutes until midnight. Four minutes and counting.

I'd amassed a collection of Tolkien paraphernalia like his pipe, original manuscripts, wedding ring, walking canes and such when I discovered the giant copy of LOTR in Kansas City

Ernie heard a deafening crash. Snatching his coat, he dashed out onto the street, gaping at the accident. An oil truck had crashed into a cement mixer, flooding the road with

I don't have a face.

A sign here reads "Reading Railroad." To your east is the IRS. To the west you see the edge of Oriental Ave. You hear a strange whistling in the air. Arcane rogue, what do you do?

It was a hot summer day in Savannah. A little boy named Chris really wanted ice cream. He begged his mom to take him but she refused. He now has to think of a way to get ice cream.