With a Wilhelm scream, he tripped off the balcony of his Frank Lloyd Wright mansion in the Hills. The butler rushed to the french doors and saw that the railing

She gave him a watch-chain. "I had to sell my hair." she sighed. He passed her his present. "How ironic, here are some coupons for Great Clips. Look at the time, gotta go."

It wasn't my imagination-the fungus was real. I had seen it before in my Nana's attic and in the old barn on Whitmore. I recognized its color variations, blue and red twisted veins

The wall.

There is a lack of stories about Gargoyles and pigeons. Perhaps because the two are far too busy fighting to detail their chronicles. This is the story of a little stone boy name

Either I'd been reading too much Douglas Adams lately, or there was really a guy extending his hand to me and introducing himself with:'Hi, my name is Iphone'. 'Sure, and the Earth

I stood alone in a crowded place, a sprawling old mansion in a cramped part of town. Houses in northside had room for perhaps a tree, or a little driveway in the front yard, but...

Do animal have languages?

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a pretty regular guy I suppose. I mean, I was the Ratgod there for a while and my imaginary friend Jack and I did kill Kennedy. But I had to give up being Ratgod

The plague was spreading and now the New York city has fallen to the zombies and the zombie assault force were disbanded thanks to the swarms of zombies an Alex is a soldier that

The three weird brothers gathered at the first tee. Jasper, as was his wont, picked up the golfball with his mind and gave it a good toss. Brougham

Laying on his deathbed, the frail body and title of Hansewurst Freiherr von Pimmel, belied the potency of his younger days. He'd cuckolded Monarchs as life's goal & lived to tell

They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost. My cellmate's a killer and they make me do push-ups in drag, but nobody cares if you're losing yourself.

"Don't you know who you are talking too?" I said to myself in the mirror. I suddenly realized I didn't. I suffered from narcissistic amnesia. I knew I was somebody, but who?

The funny thing was, he knew. It was only afterward that I learned this, and yet he was able to keep quiet all this time. I should have expected this, seeing as he has a history of

As Jeff bundled up to go out in the snow, he reflected on what was taking him out there. He'd always been opposed to abortions, and now he was going to have to perform one.

Charlie Brown ran as zombie Snoopy chased after him. Everyone he knew was a zombie. Eventually he was cornered by zombie Rerun who

On the sunny beaches of the Caribbean, a massive amount of carps started to splash from the water and on to the many fishing boats. They were swimming away in fear of the

It was a dark and stormy night when Trumpet, the head rooster on the Shadow Ranch noticed something skulking in the shadows near the hen house.

I was a big fan of Star Wars as a kid. I guess that's why I wore the Vader mask when I robbed the 7-eleven. When they showed me on the evening news I couldn't help but feel pride