First I got off the train and headed straight for the shop. I knew he'd be there. I wanted to let him know what was up, you know? Make sure it never happened again.

a alien came laughing towards a man. the man asked why are you laughing? and the alien told because i think of you being naked and walking around?'

It was the day.......... He would run away for the rest of my Life With the Mexican Drug Cartel

She sat down and cracked her fingers. Their tips fell silently, gently over the keys. She could hear the music before she ever began to play. Her fingers arched, and attacked

Shortly after Psychic Eddie opened his Psychic Spa, the reactions and feedback of viewers were intense, both in support and condemnation of

(Прима ћирилицу) Кратке приче - 10 линија, 160 карактера! Шта после тих карактера? Ваљда се надовезују други. Па, то је једва три линије, али добро. Ако је игра са наставком, ок.

To hear this menu in Zombish, text or say "brains". We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls. Please listen carefully, as many of the options have changed. If you have

(Based on a true story) On nights like this, my dad would go to the garage, turn on the UV lights, and suck up moths with a vacuum cleaner.

What was that...smell? Bubba wrinkled his nose and scratched his head, trying to match memory with the distinctive odor which suddenly permeated the closet. Mom? Is that you?

In the catalogue of dreams of infertile action and impotent deed, my subject shall be: just grievances never addressed, with and without revenge (with an appendix on petty force).

Dragging through yet another day. I remember when I was younger - when it didn't take quite so much effort to lift my feet off the ground.

Crime Scene Investigation: Disneyland

I first read Atlas Shrugged when I was a depressed teen, oppressed by the mere existence of my parental units. Who could have predicted that I'd grow up to lead

She watched the purple mist rise off the trees and wondered how long the rock where she squatted would hold. She slowly reached a tentacle out, thinking, "Well, at least it isn't

A moral end to my story would be a surprise,so when SlimWhitman was able to do it during a game of "chaz",I was amazed that being a 49er faithful fan he still voted for Nixon.Black

Sausages. He could never shut up about sausages. They were his life ever since

The Cypriot Prime Minister was thinking. He could a) let the country go bankrupt; b) suffer a bizarre Polonium 210 death at the hands of a disgruntled Russian depositor; c) no c

A sweet and precocious girl age 7 wrote "i know how the sun shines... it's a ball of fire." in a folding story. It didn't ft and she was branded a troll. "Is there a better way?"

"Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men in a tub, and how do you think they got there?" Mr Porter scowled and blacked out "men in a tub".

The longer I looked at it, the bigger it seemed to get. I tried to look away, but couldn't for at least half a minute. Then I looked again. It moved. It seemed to stretch, but I