I took another sip of coffee and instantly regretted it. My pits were soaked through already. I needed food but there was none around. Okay. Just remember the three basic points.

Remembering old time, I said, "Bad will be avenge by bad..." Still counting the day for the time to come... Or... perhaps...

I have to do something about this flatulence - once cup of chili a week ago and I am still deadly. If this keeps up I'm never going to get a date. Hmmm, I wonder if Beano will

Ursula venía de viaje, llevaba un traje poco adecuado para la ocasión, pero de todos modos

Fever f***** Niki and thats f***** up but i think I should cause I'm good at it Forget about it Drake I go harder and so deep she thought i hit her granddaughter

All we need is love,datadadada..."Yeah,right!"he said through his teeth.Naive song lyrics made Ed sick!Gimme some Ramones,for fuck sake...

I walked down the street with him and all that was on my mind was making him love me. I could tell that he really wanted to get something good out of me and that was just what I

I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling, and as the fragments of my skull begin to fall, fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts. And we'll fly home.

Sneezing again. This head cold just would NOT go away. But maybe, just maybe I can find some kobold minions that aren't TOO stupid, to search out ingredients to a legendary remedy

یاسر اولین شاتل فضایی ایران در اولین ماموریت با سرنشین خود دچار آزمون سختی شده است .سرهنگ خلاف الدین رضا اندوز کاپیتان این پرواز با سفینه ای بدون خلبان خودکار

Once upon a time there was a dragon named Frank. Frank was a very curious dragon. He often would watch people and their living habits. However, he was not impressed with society.

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!?!?!

When I'm falling, I usually dream that I'm asleep in bed. It's a strange feeling of false security, and yet I seek it out like any fool would. This time I decided to jump from

People wonder where you are every hour every minute and every second of every day They never stop searching for you, you fill their mind with your innocence and with your wit but

As I sit on a bench, I can see a man and a woman across the park talking to each other. The woman sits over the man, and it looks like they are talking about their dreams.

When I awoke from my doze we were driving across a black iron bridge, over dark water blanketed with large yellow leaves. We drove on in silence, and that was fine. About an hour

"I'm lost" a little brown mouse said, "where am I?". She looked around only to find she was in a white empty space. "I'm scared and alone!". She

Magmaroids is a condition wherein

When Joe finally got his Hibachi-Trantor deck back online, his brother Mark kicked him in the chimichangas. Mark was tired of Joe getting all the storylines. He took the deck and

After the party the Prince and Princess rode off into the night sky on a crystal carriage. When their white steed was barely galloping the carriage stopped and they saw that