"What a tewwible waxident!" sighed the Inspector, shaking his head, as the liquified remains of a million candles lapped around his fastidiously polished brogues.

Help! I'm a mole!

I looked over at my friend's PB&J with the crusts cut off. Then I looked down again at my quinoa and kale patty with spicy remoulade. Why

"If he gets elected, we're trashed!" said Oscar & ran the smear ad: '10 reasons I'd rather have Big Bird for president than Mitt Romney' 1) Big Bird is a Golden Condor, Mitt is a

The soft fuzziness of her golden brown mohair jumper filled my every thought. The richness of her silver-gold tresses invaded my dreams. The smile of her eyes made me

These Easy tips will guarantee a happy life, no matter the size of your wife. Tip 1: Always thank the cashier at the grocery store. Tip 2: Never apologize. Tip 3. Wear socks Tip 4

"Fiddlesticks!" said Bob, reaching for the medical kit. He had just slammed a nail into the palm of his hand while trying to do 'his own handiwork' as Susan had suggested.

I'd lifted the lid of the outhouse toilet seat everytime I used it, looking for scorpions and their ilk. Why the hell did I concede to this vacation in a log cabin? A paw appeared

It was doomed from the start. He liked Joy Division and Nick Cave, she liked Celine Dion and Susan Boyle. I'm not gonna say someone was right and someone was wrong, but, well,

My Grandma had a tail and ate insects, my mother told me when I was six. I wondered why she wore the dresses she did and kept her own bee colonies. We never lacked honey.

He'd spent three hours constructing shapes in the sand that extruded out so that the sun's shadow would create his proposal. Her face filled with horror. The tidal wave behind him

I contemplated the idea of Karma for a half second until a flying crowbar crashed through my windshield and awakened me again. I took another deep breath and slammed the stick in

One day after school, I decided to take a lunch break at Mcdoonalds. When I got there I saw that everything was quite normal as I waited patiently in line until...

Pancho mindlessly flipped through the channels, unable to focus on any of the daytime programming he came upon. He was thinking of that paper airplane, the one that had killed

The Syder's of Hanover Cheddar Cheese Pretzel Sandwiches were all gone. Oglaf.com would not load for some mysterious reason. Worst of all, his desire to finally lay to rest his

After 6 hours of trudging throught the desert, I finally came to the realization that there was no hope. This desert seemed endless and just as I was about to give up I saw a huge.

The crossfit games have a 166% year over year growth rate!

تجمّعت الحيوانات في الغابة مقابل شجرة البلّوط العتيقة بناءاً على استدعاء البومة لهم جميعاً، اصطفّوا بهدوء و انتظام متنظرين حضورها، و التي كانت أقدر حيوانات الغاب و أكثرهم حكمة،

You wanna know what happened that night? Really? Its silly, but i will tell you. I go as normally to the most near shop to buy tomato's, but it seems that no tomato's where here.

Once upon a time, there was a queen who was...