"Can't you guys see? Life is not about nachos, but instead about what you put on the nachos you are given." This simple statement opened my eyes and changed my life forever. If I

"Snap." The pencil tip broke. She clicked to bring down more lead. "Snap." She cursed under breath. "Hold on," she muttered into the phone. "I'll be

If you pass this fold on to ten of your friends and tell them to pass it on exactly the same way, wonderful things will happen to you.

Sapphire. Ruby red. Emerald. With a zinger or two of gold thrown in. More than I could ever imagine. They whizzed by my coronas at blitzkrieg speed as I

SlimWhitman walked into Chaz's Stoop looking for trouble. Fingers tickled the ivories, Green-B was behind the bar & Mr.End was fleecing a couple marks. This place reeked trouble.

Her cursor hovered over the flashing advertisement: WIN BIG NOW! It was stupid. She'd already given so much of her life away to online gambling. But maybe she'd get lucky today...

A team of prostitutes, brigands, highwaymen, pirates, pimps, loiterers, shady folk, untrustworthies, hobos, criminals, thieves, pickpockets, delinquents and some French approached

The first we saw of the Carpet King was a cloud of dust coming along the road to the farm. My mother was sitting on the step, picking stones out of the dried beans in a big enamel

What else can I say? I hit him because he was Harry Potter, Justin Beiber, and Carrot Top all rolled into one! Hitting him was the least I could do! Heck, the other kids would

Why they mistook me for Thomas Pynchon, I'll never know. I was just leaving the shop with my new pig suit when I was shoved into the back of a white panel van. They showed me a

I communicated with aliens through my intergalactic, double band, high frequency modulation, dinodal quantum, crystalmethanolitic, marijunolitic, hexagonal triple breasted nipple

Angry. Wet. Two loaded Twin-kegs-Fifties. Rain beat down on her as she moved through fowl dense jungle.

Harrison sat bored glaring at his grossly incomplete essay willing to ignite into a fiery inferno.

Maxwell, was a new student at his school. He was expecting to be lonely as all new students on the first day of school would expect, but when he went into the school, he met Amanda

As Cristina looks out the window from the small cafe, she wonders if she will ever find someone. Then as if she could hear Cristina's thoughts, a beautiful girl sat down.

Scratch and sniff stickers were never designed for the information age... until now.

Barbara met Chevy at Museum coffeeshop. He was crying into his latte and Barbara asked him what was wrong. He explained the Art exhibit of abstract photomontage moved him to tears

"Die, monster!", Richter yelled. "You don't belong in this world!" Dracula didn't move an unnecessary muscle while saying, "It was not by my hands that I am once again given flesh"

“I need an essence capsule! Throw one here!” the woman shouted to her ally. Quickly fumbling around in her coat pocket, the other woman

I left the library late one night around 3 a.m. I think it was. I've always watched my surroundings but this time I had a weird feeling. No one in sight not even cars passing. Then