He had been polite in this "romantic" relationship long enough. The brainless courtesies, the phony listening. The repeating. He had made a special dinner so that he could

Slick Willy loading the half-empty clip into his Beretta. He had to do this. Didn't want to, but had to, otherwise the garbage men would keep taking his home from him. He walked to

"The end is nigh!" shouted a elderly lady with a compromising sandwich board plastered to her ample bosom. Some people shot her worried looks, wondering if she had escaped from

She hadn’t asked for me help since I nearly burned down the house twice in one week. I’ve never really tried baking after the Christmas cookie incidents, and she never invited me

Medeira drew circles in the waters of the fountain, chanting in a whisper the words of the only spell she could ever cast. It was forbidden, yet she did it anyway, knowing

Once upon a time, I had a roommate named Sol, and he had a behemoth trousersnake. I was no twink, I never wanted to see it, but that was never my choice to make. One night, he

" God save our souls!", to that I said " I am the son of the devil and I am here to do the devil's work". I shot him in the face twice, it felt like

Je t'aime, I thought as I looked in the mirror, noting the bulldozer pulling up behind me.

Frank stammered out the code phrase: Di..dime is two t..times a nickel! His addled brain screamed that this will never work, but he knew he had to try. For Squeaky, for himself, an

The clown's real name was Dan, but everyone called him Danny Buckles after he got a tranq dart stuck in his

"Great men have little men upon their backs to spite 'em, and little men have lesser men, and so ad infinitum." it was framed and hanging above, Mr. Dursby's great desk. Snidley

There was a little liar called Gnaus. As a child, he grew up in the jungle alone. One day, he came across a stranger.

This is vanilla you sick sonofabitch. Ted was right of course. But I needed "The Max." His middle-class brain could never fathom that, so I switched over to

The pistol unsheathed itself from his pocket. He never fired it, but waved it around and pointed it when his telekinesis blasted away his enemies. Ballistics would never find a

Family gatherings were always a nasty business but at Uncle Ed's Wake was worse. We were sitting at the dining room table quarreling when someone started playing footsie with me

Μια φορά και ένα καιρό σε ένα μικρό χωράφι ανάμεσα σε 2 τεράστια δάση φύτρωσε μια μαργαρίτα με κόκκινα πέταλα. Γύρω της είχε αρκετές μαργαρίτες αλλά ήταν όλες άσπρες! Μια μέρα εκεί

In the wan light of morning, thunder rose behind me. A few golden leaves drifted at my side, the side of my dagger hand. My hands were empty; my conscience clear. The False Emperor

Herman was nice. He wore scarves and black-framed glasses. He wasn't gay but he wasn't straight either. The concept of sex seemed boring to him. What he really liked was

Question: Is it a bad sign if you get too lazy to smoke weed? I had the bong all loaded but just couldn't get motivated to fire it up. Instead I played

With a flip of his thumb, the chained-on lid spun off and swung to the side. He rarely let his work get in the way of his drinking. There were things Bill did sober and things