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His life's mission was to secretly spread feces. He'd once wiped his ass on a fruit cake. It cut his ass up something fierce, but who could see ass juice and blood on a fruit cake?

Last friday night I

Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and finish a story. It's a messy business. The pressure to conclude the story is like making a joke to a crowd, you really hope it

Looks like there was more wet here now than this past summer, Eddie thought to himself, moving closer to the edge but fearful to get too close to the

Due to cuts in educational funding, the board has narrowed the periodic table to the four basic elements of earth, air, fire and water. Some other changes we wil implement are

"tori is the hottest female on the planet" i declared haphazardly to noone in particular, but didn't care since noone but her mattered to me anymore anyway. I built a rocket ship

I was a tightrope walker and today, I was walking across the world's deepest hole. Showing off, I was eating Cheetos while doing it. Unfortunately, I fell off. At the bottom, a man

One morning I woke to find myself slightly elevated. The Turtle of the Baskervilles had somehow found itself under me, flipped. As I rested on its belly, it whispered the 18th word

Roger Ebert looked at the woman across the bar, Annette Fonicello. He raised his glass in a toast. She smiled. Then Margaret Thatcher arrived, "Am I interrupting?"

Everybody knows I don't dance unless I am extremely drunk. When extremely drunk I can dance & speak Spanish fluently. Other than that I don't dance. So why am I dancing today?

It would be the Woodstock of Foldspace. Urs Tikumu had invited all the hot bands, The Endosomatics, Elements of Disharmony,M.T. Coffin & the Goosebumps, Rex Stardust & the manikins

To pay off my gambling debt, I stole money from myself in fold #2. Yeah! now I can pay it off. I wonder where I got the money in the first place?

Ever since my mom sat me down and told me that my father was an anonymous sperm donor I have been trying to find the other half of me that's always been a mystery. All I had was

"What the hell?" he thought. Everyone else was looting from everywhere. The news said it was the end of times and instead of repenting, they were finally getting what they thought

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The widow glanced at her watch and waited impatiently for the will to be read. It was almost sundown and if he was going to ruin it by showing up as a vampire, this would be his

Credible witnesses were hard to come by. Seeing a woman dressed like a male stuffed animal with all of the naturally occurring anatomy had become almost normal with the net, but a

It was one thing to read about them, another entirely to see one in person - the perfect coppery scales glinting in the hellish light from the magma pool, eyes like lasers seeking

Can you hear me at the back? Right, I'm going to start this motivational talk by telling you an anecdote about my dog and there isn't the tiniest thing you can do to stop me.