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Turns out that creativity is something we do every day. It requires certain brainsets that include certain brain activation patterns. Brainsets change how see and access info.

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In Hungary, a museum finally opened to allow ponies in to see the Holy Right Hand of St. Stephen, a controversial and tremendous act done like none before.