As the door slammed shut behind him he knew there was no going back again, for a moment he gulped for air and got a sickening twist in his innards, but after he exhailed he felt

Once upon a time there was a woman named Holly.

So check out this trippy dream I had. I fell asleep with the TV on & there must've been some infomercial playing cause in the dream I'm rubbing a shake-weight with a ShamWow when a

Are we truly alone in the universe? This was a question I was never forced to confront until tonight... This wasn't just news; This changed everything...

Looking at the terrible predicament I had gotten myself in, I was rather disappointed that I hadn't purchased that

He was dressed in drag, had 8 neck tattoos and was purchasing 3 peaches, a large bottle of Popov, 2 boxes of Summer's Eve, some Cracker Jack, and a rolling pin. I said "Welcome to

Jimmy didn't understand? Why was he in jail? "All I did was connect the dots as my teacher showed me." "Well yes" the policeman said " but these dot were on an in use Bikini. She's

Going cold inside. I can not reach the light by mere control, but have to fetch it with all my might. Darkness dwells in the evening hours. In the dark

On my death bed I begged not to die. I wouldn't see the ending to "Breaking Bad." I would never see "The Hobbit", "Avengers Assemble," or "Person of Interest." So much in life!

"Houston, we have a problem." The astronaut looked back at the panel. The oil pressure was off. The fasten seat belts sign was on. Somewhere, a door was ajar. A loud binging klaxon

She was mid-air in the plane, when she realized she had boarded the wrong plane and now she was on her way to China instead on California.

The gun was held up to her beloved chiwawa's head, finger on trigger and ready. Should she just accept his proposal of marriage after all? Oh, it was all too awful.

I was sitting in my office when I heard "Alalaaahhhhh" from somewhere. I looked out the window only to see a airplane fling scaringly low. I ran down the stairs yelling to everyone

50, 60 , 70, 80 and slam into fifth gear. Wind smacked him in the face, including a sea gull which bounced off his helmet. He angled higher, and then gritted his dentures. Now

I very much remember you from the 1980s.

After the incident, Big Dummy was apprehensive to reclaim his captain's seat aboard the Dummy Bus. Every passenger was silently mocking him, especially the damned Beagles. Moe was

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Drama happens everyday. Today,

I was hiking one day when the ground gave way beneath me! I fell down quite a distance. I looked only to realize i was trapped in a cave! I looked around for a way out. I decided

Sometimes I wish I knew what she thought. I wish