En un lugar del sol, de cuyo nombre me acuerdo, bella región...

Number 24. House is to clown as giant sea monster is to

Banjo Jo sat in his Ford holding the love of his life, Acetylene Candy. He'd won her in a Pick-Off the year before in Soddy Daisy, TN. Since then their riffs together grew sweeter

The once was a happily married couple known as Bob and Bobette and they lived with their dog sheba. One day, Sheba was bitten by a squirrel and turned RABBID

Fred Flinstone went to lay his hands on Wilma once again. Finally, Barney stepped in and said,

Why didn't you tell me before I started that FoldingStory would be this addictive! Three nights in a row up past 1. Ugh, and my week was hard enough as it is.

The chunk of antimatter floated in its magnetic containment unit, hovering ominously in as near a vacuum as I could get. Still, stray gamma rays from the occasional annihilation

The guy rapped on the Gates and Saint Peter answered. "Can I get in?" "Not until you atone for the murder of 56,176 living creatures." "I never killed anyone!" "Remember Halo?"

Homeschooling your children is an act of aggression against the state. Growing your own food is a display of defiance against your rulers. Arming and protecting your own home is a

"Oh of course it's 'C', the obviously wrong choice," I thought as I filled in the oval. I'd installed a sarcasm detector on my school's Scantron the day before. My high test scores

They holed up in the shack as best they could, and listened fearfully for the sound of claws on the door & roof. Father Mike blessed their sole weapon, a t-shirt gun - the damned

People flocked from as far as Caledonia County every year to see the returning of the nuns to convent. Excitement would swell as someone would spot the first one, winging her way

The class sat frozen. No one in the writing workshop wanted to give notes. The fact that John LeCarre was a student had freaked the budding writer's out. But Ted was an idiot and

I my garage, I created a 1:6 scale model of my cubicle. Everything works. From the telephone to the copy machine. My action figure was He-Man with dockers. The other drones were

So they ran Hamlet again at the school. Joey hated Hamlet. What a little weird turd Hamlet was. The English teacher said this was literature, but Joey knew it wasn't. When

"Perhaps" the professor droned on, "on another Earth the War of Northern Aggression might have been lost by the Glorious South - but of course that is nothing but pure poppycock."

"1,2,3,F@#$. 5,6,7,F@#$. 9,10,11,F@#$..."This new game her psychiatrist taught her was really working on controlling her temper thou she knew she wasn't suposed to use the F@#$ on

Roger wanted to remain truly anonymous but his conscience pressed him so he spraypainted his confession on the church wall.As he finished he heard Father Tom's voice behind him say

Let tell you a story that was told long ago by the settlers of this fair plain. Those hard tack pioneers who tamed the West and built the first strip mall. Cinnabuns as far as the

Entry #47 ... I recovered the last tape from under the burned-out cabin. It was sealed in a zip-lock bag with "Operator" written in a sharpie on a post-it. I hope I can solve this.