Personally, I thought $800 for a kid's birthday party was a little much, but Kathy said that everybody who was anybody was hiring Bip the Clown these days. $800! I wonder what

Research has found that the percentage of FoldingStory users with 3 figure IQs is equal to the percentage of bananas that are straight. From this we can conclude that

How about now? Can we try making a folding story that stays on topic the whole way now?

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That drunk Hrodgar & his troop are at it again. Listen to 'em.Completely off key. How's a troll to get any rest? I've had it.Gonna bash some heads up at mead Hall. Where's me club?

Some one is typing folding story, I wonder what they are going to say next?

Well, I found the rotten way. It's not that you only live once, it's that you only live stupid.

It had been hours since the rigor mortis took over, and yet still Trey's consciousness remained locked inside of his lifeless body. "Fuck." he thought to himself silently.

You stroll into a dark alley on the corner of Madison and Filly. Suddenly a shadow passes by. You hide behind the pungent trash bin. You can't believe you eyes! It's

Boy or girl? Does it matter?

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There's always room for more,' said Harry. 'Room for what,' asked Burt. 'For one more car. This is a car that runs on compressed air. But the air has to be from another world he

Handyman's Pesto: Crush 10 garlic cloves with a ballpein hammer. Chop one bunch parsley & nettlepatch with a weedwacker, add quart of sawdust & edible oil. Mince roast hayseeds &

What would he need to take on the Appalachian Trail? So far he had one tube of anchovy paste, a can of Manwich Bold, a box of turkey dressing, and a cheddarwurst.

Dr. Amnesiac was a master of identity theft, but Det.Manatee was sure he'd visited the Tattoo parlor. "Abalone, checked this ink for fluorescence. The map might be hidden under his

Wandering the back streets of the information superhighway, Jackson realized that the internet was the real life incarnation of Stephen King's masterpiece, "The Tommyknockers"

Yup...it's that time of year again. The 30th Annual Lowcountry Oyster Festival is one of the world's largest foodie events. But there are some, uh, "implications" to eating oysters

Twenty minutes. That's how long I have left until I find out the truth. Am I really made up of mostly water like most humans are or am I really just a bag of cockatoos? Either way