the walk home took forever she walked into her house with a big smile on the face but then..

How in the hell does someone throw out their back blowing out the candles on their birthday cake? I asked for a pie. I'm allergic to cake.

Marcus sat next to her on the couch, they were watching a movie, but not really. They were more into cracking the bones in each others fingers.

Don said, "Listen Phil, here's the pitch. We go around buy up all the crap at the goodwill and then open a store and call it BigLOTS and resell the crap there." Phil blinked and

As it turns out, Atlanta is overrun by zombies.

"It's story time", said Mrs. Carbuncle, and opened the large medical tome she always read from. All the Carbuncle children gathered around her.

If the noise outside my brain is equal to the noise inside, a strange sort of silence occurs as the sound waves cancel each other out. So with my head phones on I listen to NADA!

DING DONG! "PIZZA!!!" I ran to the door and opened it. The Dominoes guy handed me the pizza, then rudely barged straight into my house "So, whats happening?" the strange teen said.

I wrote the final loop of the code. Nothing to do now but wait until the Reality Forge processed the incantation into a new world. This was my best yet. Filled with

As a kid my mother gave me enemas. When I broke into the womens dorm and gave my first victim an enema the 'enema bandit' was born. The press and Zappa song made me famous.

Sally the oral street walker was also an entrepreneur! She hated the taste of condoms so she invented her own, they were pink and peppermint flavored. She called them Condom-mints

"Die, monster!", Richter yelled. "You don't belong in this world!" Dracula didn't move an unnecessary muscle while saying, "It was not by my hands that I am once again given flesh"

"I never could bring myself to massage feet. That's why I got my first divorce." I said loudly. "What about the second?" Harold asked over the noise in the crowded bar we occupied.

I couldn't really guess if she was trying to be sexy by laying her breasts on the top of the bar or just.

Y el colegio tembló de emoción, se había trabajado tanto y luchado tanto, que hasta el edificio sintió la necesidad de vibrar de entusiasmo, hoy era el día de recoger la cosecha...

Don't panic! It could be worse...actually, not really. We're all going to die. Probably in horrible pain. But we're plucky, we're British and we have something they don't. We have

"This'll be the best thing since sliced bread!" Captain Harvey Henderson shouted, dancing and waving around his newly invented

"Really? It can only take a 2 GB memory card? Sorry, dude, you got rooked," I said, shaking my head. "I don't think you're going to be able to retrieve those photos."

It was doomed from the start. He liked Joy Division and Nick Cave, she liked Celine Dion and Susan Boyle. I'm not gonna say someone was right and someone was wrong, but, well,

We had left in rather a hurry, the clouds we getting darker and its was soon to. The building in the distance looked liked the best option for shelter.