Felonious distractions moved by me in the club. It was legal for aliens to mate with humans until the first generation of mutants arrived, but now, that sort of thing costs money.

The semester was only half over for Stanley Krider and he’d already written off his students this term. A tenure-track associate professor of biology at the regional campus of

"Let the dice fall where they may" he said. "But these are dice made from the bezoar we dug from your stomach last month". "It didn't kill me then and it won't --" he started

He woke up groggy and sore from mysterious rug burns in yet more mysterious places. His nakedness was covered by a carelessly tossed afghan. The only sign of life was a blinking

Tank & Zaya love sex. Tank pleases Zaya, & Zaya Tank. Tank thinks Zaya's breasts are clouds. Zaya craves Tank's buttery touch. Tank smooths her soul, hits Zaya's secret nasty spot

She had taken her son to Disneyland. The photos were developed. She couldn't take her eyes off the one with her son and Princess Jasmine. There was something...oh wait, what

The family was gathered around the table, like past Christmases. The table was set with Waterford crystal. Mother brought out the roasting pan. When she lifted the lid, a severed

He clamored for the phone. One more digit and he'd get 911, but he'd dropped it with the last punch and it cracked a few feet away. There was blood too, but she hadn't noticed it

Once upon a time there was a young hippopotamus girl called Zoe, she was walking through an Urban jungle called Camden...

He walked behind her deliberately. He was guided perfume in an invisible wake, so smitten he could have done it with his eyes closed. Nobody noticed him, not even her. His lungs

So he threw the lightening bolt and it hit the whale in the blow hole. The whale grew and glowed and Zeus laughed. A dragon head came out of the Whale's back and

She was unsure of her date and even more unsure about being outside, so she peed on his heated leather seats and waited while it cured in, insurance against future dates.

He was widely known for inventing Karma Sutra, sort of a Pay It Forward meets Debbie Does Dallas. He'd had an outstanding run lately and it was ladies night down at Ray's Tavern so

By the time my car came to a rest in front of the station, I was so enthralled in my daydream that I didn’t notice myself turning the ignition into the off position. I almost

"I hate you as much as your mother hates you, if such a thing is possible." she said, and before I could respond, "If you died, nothing would be any different except I’d be happy.

The ancient theatre shuddered and rotted, drapes ripped under their own weight. When the door to the lobby opened, I saw

I gave her a shake but her body was heavy and lifeless, probably been dead for an hour or two based on the warmth still falling out of her angular cheeks. Who was she? She seemed

This was ridiculous, you didn't get earthquakes in the south of England. But as the earth cracked around her, Roberta realised that this was no earthquake. This was a

I'm sorry I am late for practice coach, I was hungry and just ran over to the stand for a waffle. I don't think 25 push-ups in the slush will make me a better ski racer. Maybe we

And then he said, "What about this: Stevie Ray Parker Jr. where blues guitar meets ghostbusters?" And that's when the place went nuts, Carl had just