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On my trip to Jupiter, they put me in suspended animation. They told me I would sleep for the six year trip. Unfortunately, I was awake the entire time with only my mind as company

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"Here are the plans, don't give them to anyone!" said my double in a polka-dot suit and disappeared in a blue flash. My double in a striped suit appeared, "I want those back."

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In a subway station I spied a cardboard box scrawled with 'Eddies Odorific Theatre'. A holey sock puppet appeared in a cutout section and a high pitched voice announced "Presenting

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