After sleepwalking again at Almond Boat Park, NC, Raymond drifted slowly awake. The motor of his boat awakened him, along with the wind splashing water into his face which jolted

She had medical problems, falling often and for no reason, the prints she made in the sand or snow looked like rabbit prints, not feet, the playboy symbol. What made the ears?

Oh soft, through what yonder window breaks. Pizza, thy art the sun, and pizza thy art the moon. All that I see is inexplicably tied to

"Then is Love blest, when from the Big Gulp of the body he drinks the fountain drink of the soul."

there once was a bear

"Good morning, and welcome to GlOBE Otters, the world's first and only astral travel agency for otterkind. How may I help you?"

Y el colegio tembló de emoción, se había trabajado tanto y luchado tanto, que hasta el edificio sintió la necesidad de vibrar de entusiasmo, hoy era el día de recoger la cosecha...

"OK, say this three times as fast as you can: One smart fellow and he felt smart. Two smart fellow and they felt smart. Three smart fellows and they all felt smart."

Jam was heaven. The very gateway into a wonderful world. Jam led me away from my troubles... Was it jam? I do not know. All I knew is that I was here. Happy. Away. From

i'm Edmund Fitzherbut and i'm studying law at university. what do you do?

Socorro,a brazilian girl whose name meant-literally-help,was actually asking for help at the top of her lungs,from the top of the Empire State Building...and she couldn't believe

Slight of hand is easy; real magic is hard. I had to memorize each of the 52 cards' real names. For instance the 5 of spades was Biff.

Biden lit up. He puffed like a pro. He passed the joint to Michelle. She wondered if she should take it. Then Biden produced a package of Mothers Frosted Circus Animal cookies. Mic

He poisoned our food, burned our houses, stole all our money, and left us for dead. Now that we've rebuilt and are prospering, he wants back in? Why should we accept him?

Old Space Ranger Tuggie McGee, 203 years old, was on his deathbed, or more accurately, in his Reuse Tank. He said Rosebud & died knowing it was ok to not know Morse Code afterall.

1Mississipi2Mississipi3Mississ...Herald didn't remember how many Mississipis he was suposed to wait before he could chase after Jane into the woods.He agreed to the counting for fu

The worms go in, the worms go out.

Margaret's plan was to kill her husband with the anniversary present he'd bought her.

Jezikara of Mars was happy to supply her customers with poly-dichloric-euthynol (or "youf-n-all" as the AtaviChavs of Tharsis Ridge liked to call it). If it was illegal on Earth,

Jeff folded his large, batlike wings behind him as he lit on the ground. He was in the middle of a deserted suburb street, hoping to hell he could find a good liquor cabinet to