After a dozen gigs, the new drummer Clem started to mock the band's other musicians (and the lead singer as well). But he played like clockwork and could take the reins of time

"Dad, I have something to tell you--" I began. I heard the seatbelt click and the car door open. I looked over to see him roll out of the car at 65 miles an hour.

She died a little every-time he looked at her after that. Filling herself up with guilt and self-hatred.

Roberta had heard enough. He wanted a spicier relationship, she'd give him a spicier relationship. She decided to add some chilli to his

I've been told that Jefforama's farts can smell like rainforest hummus mixed with wet tar, or fresh converse soles, 3 day old cloths hamper, natto on steaming rice, Aunt Valetta's

I did 2 push ups, she wasn't impressed. So i beat her in a video game. She still wasn't impressed. So then I got online and ordered her roses, but she yawned. So I gave her an

Aside from the officially recognized French cheeses with Appellation there were many others lesser known. In a village in the Alsace I stumbled on one fermented from the toe jam of

Throckmorton knew that if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber he would never hear the end of it.

Hambone hambone have you heard?

When I write a book

Frederick fished, fairly fraught from ferocious food. Forgiving Felicity for fondly following Frank, Frederick fastened feathers for fast flight. Frederick flew freely from Franc

Once upon a time there were three evil witches - the witch of the North, the witch of the South and the witch of the East.

He clamored for the phone. One more digit and he'd get 911, but he'd dropped it with the last punch and it cracked a few feet away. There was blood too, but she hadn't noticed it

Nineteen packs of gum had failed to improve his breath. He was sparkling like a motherfucker, but his entrails were still rotting inside him and until they dried out, vampirism

Once upon a time there was a girl named Jo. She liked to teach but she got frustrated with stuff at times. I wish she would be nicer to me. What a mean mean cat!

I finally found my purpose today. I would have never guessed it was

Not until she had arrived, did I realize I was wrong

Let's just see: Bojangles', Popeye's, KFC, or coq au vin. Decision, decisions! No, because of all the recent salmonella outbreaks, Sundersen elected to go with aglio i olio pasta.

The.bear.cat.ran.the.way.home.to.the.stadium.to.play.the.game.and.win.the.game.he.left.real.sad.from.home.but.knew.that.he.could.win.away.from.home

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