Cincinnati?! Cincinnati?! What the hell is there to do in Cincinnati? Frank shook his head at Betty in amazement that she so yearned to vacation in such an oddly named city.

There is nothing better than Phở. It's a steaming hot bowl of redemption. I devoted my life to making the best Phở, though, honestly I had no clue, but I booked a flight to Saigon

He looked at his phone, turned pale, then quickly left the room. She was watching him, smiling. Well, it was really a devilish grin, to be honest.

"Smell's funny." "It's offal." What's that?" "Sheep organs." "That's gross." "It's eat's". "No thanks." "Just try." "You first". "I'm hurt." "One bite?." "Aw, love."

Every so often you stumble across a little film on Netflix and wonder how you ever managed to miss it when it was out in theatres.

The old story forever new

Who said: "If you don’t understand a healthcare bill, that means it is designed to screw you." ? It wasn't Dilbert, but do you care? Just believe it.

Parts: torso, legs, arms, feet, hands, head, brain & other organs in marked jars. Defibrillator. Surgical instruments. Instructions: unpack non-organs & remove gangrene

Había un hombre que estaba por llegar a su destino, el no sabía cuál era su objetivo.

I was the only survivor of that tragedy. Since then, I've gained amazing superpowers and each day I discover more of them. For example, yesterday, I was lifting cars, when

The Devil doesn't wear Prada. What a load of malarky. He wears knockoffs. I was sauntering through a backstreet in Mongkok when a goatied fellow whispered, "Want good deal on handb

I was stuck in the restroom with no toilet paper. Stranded right after the biggest bout of diahrrea I'd ever had. I hear the door open and the boss walks in.

"In addition to your terminal illness, you have a corneal ulcer," said the goat-horned doctor. "So, avoid light, including THE Light. Why not enjoy a darker afterlife alternative?"

The skis were chattering down the slopes. He tucked even tighter. The cold was killing his face. A kid on the ski lift dropped a pole and it flew right into his chest. He felt

Choking on foetid air, I traversed the entryway to the blasted tomb, within which a teeming brood of pestilent vermin had fed upon my forebears for millennia. I, P. H. Craftlove,

'Twas the night before Christmas, some say 'Christmas Eve'. I sat on the couch with my fat uncle Steve. Many a laugh and many a beer crossed past our lips as we watched the TV.

This eloquent darkness. It is gong. In a glade with my peasant shirt stained with another man's blood. Clapping the dirt from my hands, I jumped back onto the wagon to lie on bags

Bringing firecrackers to his brother's wedding was Bill's latest idea for a good practical joke. It would also be his last.

When Max was randomly dispatched by a reckless driver, it fell to Daisy to take up the mantle of the avatar of the Dog of Death. Yes, Death had a dog, and it was a labradoodle.

Wally turned red in horror. How could he have said THAT? It's not a common mistake, not even close. The moment the word left is mouth he knew. What he meant to say was "poutine"