Hogwart's, of course, was the preeminent school for young wizards in the wizarding world, but for those of the magical bent not bequeathed massive amounts of gold by their parents,

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Has anyone ever done a zombie western? That would be a crossover to make my skin crawl. Let's dig up the Duke and Charles Bronson & Gary Cooper & have Clint direct. Tombstone II

Zolda was an extra large medium. Bob was really scared of her, but he needed to make contact with his late wife to find out where she had hidden the family jewels. Zolda's chins

His strained eyes jumped from the blinking cursor of the dulling screen to the bobblehead at the front of the room wading left and right, back and forth through the stale air.

The presidential debate went silent. The politicians, the news anchors, the moderator were stunned. A man took the stage, his scornful mug swept everyone, it was Thomas Paine.

A bores head in the confectionery. News at twelve. Sally looked up from her ironing at the TV. The severed head lay on a Schwarzwald Tort. It was a moment she never forgot

It wasn't until a year ago that I realized the full power the National Wasp Socialist Party has on our nation. As a child, every boy and girl gets stung once or twice, but

He'd finally passed the thousand and first challenge. Under the freedemon doctrines he was now a member. As an alderman of the Hellish Habidashers he could

So there was once a guy who liked pie right? And this guy basically would do anything for pie, cause you know he loves pie. So one day this guy is just walking in the neighbo

In the morning,my elder brother came to woke me up from my bed .when,he entered my room,he saw me snoring loudly,so he bought a packet of pepper and he blowed it in to my nostrils

"It is dead now," Adam assured me, one of his hands resting heavily on my shoulder. I wasn't so sure. "Are... are you positive?" I couldn't make myself look away from the

It was the Japanese who discovered the benefits of deep-tissue kitty massage. A Russian Blue would walk up and down your back with claws extending and contracting. For migraines,

"There you are" I say, dropping the small parcel into his greedy, cherubic, little hand. "Three cherry cordials belonging to Marie Antoinette herself...you may want to open that in

"Excuse me, but..." she leaned in closer to me and whispered. "You didn't give me the letters." I had absolutely no idea what this woman on Bus 87 was talking about. She looked

"Say, what would you get if you crossed a hen with a duck?" Emily asked Brian in science class one rainy afternoon.

I am facing a moral dilemma. If I vote for GreenBanana's recent folds, I'll knock myself off of the Leaderboard. But if I don't, it's like I'm lying about GB's contributions. What

In impromptu speaking it is always good to pull a random quote out of your pocket and use it to add justification to your point. For example, "Kennedy once said 'To be or not to be

The stinkbugs are coming! The stinkbugs are coming!

They called him Farty Marty,, but Martin couldn't help if his mother believed legumes were potent brain food but Gasex was a no go cause sniffing farts increased his test scores.