40
The pinnacle of masculinity. There has never before been so much man in one place.
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- 2017-02-11 10:05:17
- Took
- 3 years, 122 days, 7 hours, 52 minutes, 26 seconds
93
The density of a lap cat increases proportional to the distance an owner is from a remote control.
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- 2016-08-31 15:47:15
- Took
- 3 years, 121 days, 7 hours, 30 minutes, 11 seconds
27
The experience was both cute and terrifying at the same time.
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- 2018-12-07 02:50:28
- Took
- 3 years, 121 days, 1 hour, 10 minutes, 2 seconds
38
The thing about Laverne was that she had tavern battered breasts that
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- 2016-08-29 00:31:33
- Took
- 3 years, 120 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes, 38 seconds
32
She ran her hands through her hair, breathed deeply, winked, and said, "
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- 2016-11-17 19:51:04
- Took
- 3 years, 119 days, 23 hours, 58 minutes, 34 seconds