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"Why were you REALLY researching Pu-239 online?" said the NSA agent. "A story on FoldingStory had Batman using a uranium powered fork. I wrote that it exploded. I wanted to be accu

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M. Night Shyamalan sat in his office, writing ideas for new script "..but the monster is, in fact, his brother-in-law. And there's another twist(!): He can be defeated if he drinks

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On a trip down to New Orleans to listen to some Jazz music, Tinkerbell had a little too much to drink. When she came to, her leg was stuck in a bug zapper.