Knick Knack, Paddy Whack. What the hell is a Paddy Whack anyway? Paddy is often used to refer to an Irish Man and a whack could be a whack with a stick. Irish Child abuse? Could it

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT!! THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL OUT WITH HER BOYFRIEND OUT ON A SANDY BEACH... BUT WHAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW WAS.....

You know what I think? I think we are folding stories with some famous people, that's what. I think some people on this FoldingStory site are acting all normal, when in fact, they

His bags were packed, his wallet was in his pocket, the taxi was outside, but something was missing. Something very important was missing. He runs back into the house and

I had heard just about enough! So I told him, "I didn't order a 1-year supply of BLT's for 10 people, I ordered a 10 year supply of

"The sound effect you just used to describe it implies that you think taking a poo is a lot like blowing up a long balloon," said the bookish apartment manager scratching his

Paper stacks twisted to the ceiling like MC Escher stairs in Social Worker Suzie's office. She nursed a frappucino. Her next appointment burst in. It was the Minotaur, he was

Testing his sister, he strapped her down to the wall.

Las personas entrarán en pánico porque querrán hablar con sus amigos y familia. Se sentirán extraños estar viviendo en una casa con compañeros. El primer día será difícil y...

She sat in a darkened corner smoking her last and final cigarette as people walked quickly by her. Taking another drag, she spotted the one person she was meeting there in the cafe

"Democracy has nothing to do with freedom. Democracy is a soft variant of communism, and rarely in the history of ideas has it been taken for anything else." said Hans Hoppe

There's smelling salts, bath salts, the salt of the earth, the SALT treaty, salt empires, and salty dogs, but the kind of salt I'm talking about

I didn’t know what happened for the next ten seconds because I was running back to my car. When I returned, Ronny was screaming something through the geyser of blood in his mouth

"That's Mistress Banana Hammock, to you!" shrieked the old lady. I didn't have a clue what she was on about, I hadn't said a word to her, let alone called her a banana hammock.

"Bad dog!" she scolded as she picked up yet another pair of her favorite shoes that her new dog Lucy had chewed on. Here she was all dressed to attend one of the most important

Methinks March Madness is cutting down traffic on FoldingStory. But that doesn't mean we can't have our own kind of March Madness right here...right now.

WHOLE GRAINS ELEVEN. Tony the Tiger, Sonny the Cuckoo Bird, Chip Howler the Wolf, the Trix Rabbit et.al all walked away from a big explosion in slow motion wearing leather jackets.

His Smile was always brightening up my smile,his love becoming my only one.His everything makes my life better and stronger without him,I'm lost.

He'd been alive for thousands of years. He was a vampire. He'd accumulated the kind of wealth that makes gods envious. But he lost it all in the housing bubble and now

As the iPhone see-sawed to the bottom of the pool, her heart sank as every bubble rose. She cried out, like a little girl who dropped her dolly off of the Empire State Building, "