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Party! Party! Parrrrrteeeeee!!!! PARTY! BEER! YEAH! Partypartyparty! GLUG-GLUG-GLUG! (urp!) Hey therez youz tharz, Yur my best friend. Hahahah... DUBSTEB! WHOOOOO!!!
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2015-05-24 22:45:34
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2 years, 175 days, 16 hours, 48 minutes, 57 seconds
42
The people who come for answers from the cards must be treated gently. They are usually looking for a way out. I don't stack the deck, I don't make false shuffles, but still
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2013-09-27 14:29:29
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292 days, 21 hours, 48 minutes, 14 seconds
42
I gotta admit, Marvin, that's one heck of a carrot, said farmer Joe. In all 50 years of his farming life he had never seen a carrot like that. Marvin felt Joe's jealousy and simply
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2013-02-12 01:26:02
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62 days, 7 hours, 37 minutes, 25 seconds
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It was a hole, but a holy hole. "Behold The Hole! The Holiest of Holes, this hole is so holy that only those with the purest of hearts can take a peek inside." Bob approached the
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2017-01-07 11:32:27
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4 years, 17 days, 5 hours, 54 minutes, 6 seconds
42
It was the 67th Annual Gentlemen's-Only chocolate tasting festival, thousands of men gathered each year to discover the finest new chocolates and moan about their oppressive wives
Finished
2013-03-01 00:54:47
Took
65 days, 7 hours, 2 minutes, 25 seconds
42
The Geomagnetic anomalies make a surgical strike impossible, unleash the
Finished
2018-12-14 04:28:00
Took
5 years, 350 days, 5 hours, 31 minutes, 34 seconds
42
Take a fist and put it through a Zombies chest, grab whatever hot and salty goo is in there and twist. That's how I like to start my morning. Grim. Fetid. Committed.
Finished
2019-01-02 00:56:09
Took
5 years, 361 days, 2 hours, 13 minutes, 54 seconds
42
She had been up all night. Vodka and harsh cigarettes. She made out with fifteen different mouths. But there was a deadline. She drew a cat, with a pink bow and no mouth and called
Finished
2017-09-01 14:01:18
Took
4 years, 238 days, 14 hours, 4 minutes, 38 seconds
42
I am out of my mind. It's alright though. I hear this voice. It tells me how to behave to avoid my madness from drawing attention. Now I suspect it is setting me up.
Finished
2014-07-06 13:19:08
Took
1 year, 174 days, 19 hours, 13 minutes, 23 seconds
42
I stood still and frozen all night, after shooting my best friend. As the sun rose above the distant hills, the blood splattered among the blades of grass blended in with the sky.
Finished
2014-08-29 17:18:40
Took
1 year, 228 days, 7 hours, 57 minutes, 33 seconds
42
Sophie opened the door to the basement, as memories of dozens of horror movies flickered through her thoughts. Should she go down and look for it? Or should she give up now?
Finished
2013-07-04 11:51:21
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161 days, 3 hours, 51 minutes, 32 seconds
42
I woke up it was 7, I waited till 11, Just to figure out that no one would call. I think I've got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them, What's another night all alone?
Finished
2017-02-13 18:46:55
Took
4 years, 11 days, 7 hours, 36 minutes, 15 seconds
42
It was a hot summer day in Savannah. A little boy named Chris really wanted ice cream. He begged his mom to take him but she refused. He now has to think of a way to get ice cream.
Finished
2014-05-01 17:27:04
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1 year, 83 days, 2 hours, 36 minutes, 29 seconds
42
A dark shadow watched Wolverina Puckeridge saunter down an alleyway in her iron heals and patented Stoatbag. Crime had plummeted in Gotham since she opened the Stoat academy
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2016-12-07 16:48:14
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3 years, 298 days, 13 hours, 31 minutes, 2 seconds
42
And then he appeared. Patrick Swayze. His angel wings flapped from his temples. I tried to speak but he held up his finger. Shirtless. He said, "Now I've had, the time of my
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2017-07-18 12:14:31
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4 years, 153 days, 14 hours, 32 minutes, 7 seconds
42
There I was in my one piece at the 2013 Muff Dive for the Cure, poised precariously at the end of the board. 100 feet below, a tank of muffs, with a school of muff sharks lazily
Finished
2013-03-02 09:34:08
Took
11 days, 21 hours, 48 minutes, 48 seconds
42
Before I left the house for the day I put on my Thinking Hat. A cool breeze gently lifted my Thinking Hat from my head and sent it floating towards a woman in a hot pink dress
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2015-05-31 12:31:13
Took
2 years, 100 days, 4 minutes, 23 seconds
42
The annual Guess How Many "Life is Good" Stickers Are On The Scion competition was in full swing. I counted 26, but Gina swore she saw a campfire one that I missed. 1st Prize
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2017-01-20 23:03:09
Took
3 years, 326 days, 7 hours, 36 minutes, 57 seconds
42
I looked inside the box and found my long lost cranberries. Feeling better now, I tied a yellow ribbon round Telly's head and laughed until the last fandango was distributed.
Finished
2017-01-11 15:20:58
Took
3 years, 303 days, 15 hours, 15 minutes, 28 seconds
43
"i Have a plan" exclaimed the president "first we will hire a necromancer" he paused "then we wil raise a army of undead Zombiefish To take over the world MWAHAHAHAHA"
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2013-01-22 01:59:55
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1 year, 115 days, 19 hours, 17 minutes, 50 seconds
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