Pheweeee and hot damn! We're on a roll!

Gordon was an accomplished plumber. He had three golden plungers in his trophy case. His latest work was more than a pipe dream. He sat down on his time traveling toilet & flushed

I ordered the penne, asked for more iced tea, and fiddled with my napkin. It was too much too soon - the crowd, a date, the fake plants, the odd number of slices in the bread-

And the fourth little pig lived in a prefab bungalow in the Poconos with central heating and indoor plumbing. The Big Bad Wolf arrived at the Open House. "Little Pig, Little Pig

How do I get this party started? What necessary steps and actions will contribute to the bountiful joy that I must acquire? The most important rule in planning the ultimate party

Cheney handed out thin strips of paper. "What the hell's this?" asked Rumsfeld. "It's a political litmus test,when you lick it it changes color. Red means your a commy. Green and

"This old man. He played one. He played Nick Nack on my thumb. With a Nick Nack paddy whack. Give the dog a bone. This old man came rolling home." Nick Nack was not amused.

After we woke the Kraken, it turned out we were kindred spirits. Never quite sociable at any hour, and certainly not just after rousing. The Kraken and I both liked sardines and

"We're making nuclear weapons out of hemp?" The Ayatolla scanned the lab. Which one of his scientists were responsible for this? Was it Nazir? No he hated hemp products, what

I'm still not sure what it was. All I saw was an older man, in a suit & hat, carrying a brown suitcase. But there was just something suspicious about it. Airport Security

I am an invisible mangonel.

Arduin's head was a blizzard. The world was Music, he knew of Magic, but even on the weekend nothing came out of his hands. He felt like a turbulent mannequin in a mental cage of h

He dropped into the backfield. Looking for receivers in the endzone. He pump faked, passed to the open receive. A wail erupted, the QB saw that he'd just thrown a baby

They whispered "We hold as self-evident, that all humans are created equal, endowed with unalienable rights, among these are life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness." A drone flew

...and that's a wrap!" The director lit his stogie. Another one for Red Box. He was the maverick who made all the cheap knock-offs. He just finished "Hungry Games" and now he

I opened the door. "Trick-or-treat!" the princess and the ninja turtle shouted, holding out their bags. "Trick!" I shouted back, slamming the door. Then I waited.

The bird speaks. Or does it? I had always questioned my mental health in the coming years but today my psychiatrist told me that everything was fine. I was starting to doubt her...

Ambrose Bierce Street in San Francisco is not really a street. It's a narrow dead end alley, which seems strangely appropriate. Don Swaim calls it a "rank passageway." Would Bierce

The ghost whispered "Who can hear me? I plead with the living, hear me and I will tell you the secret of how I died." A little girl, age 5 heard the ghost and

I am a variant man. I am a variegated man. I'm a vagrant man. I'm a homely man. I'm a cocooning man. I'm a distracted man. I'm a distributed man. I'm a