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You are illiterate. You can register most of the words but are unable to subvocalize what an author meant to say, assuming the author actually says anything at all, which
Finished
2014-06-21 21:15:55
Took
2 years, 110 days, 44 minutes, 31 seconds
44
"Las Palabras Completas" only contained 17 words, but it was Albucon's gift to the world. The selection, the sequence, the texture and scent of the paper, the impress of the type -
Finished
2017-05-25 15:14:55
Took
5 years, 79 days, 17 hours, 24 minutes, 53 seconds
44
"But sometimes, sometimes I dare to look him in the eye. Straight. He's like at the end of the bed and stuff. Just, panting. And I look in Fido's eye and I see a killer lurking in
Finished
2014-05-13 15:06:46
Took
2 years, 61 days, 20 hours, 44 minutes, 12 seconds
44
The line for the new iPad was three blocks long at 5am and people were getting testy. When an old lady tried to get to the bus stop, someone shouted “NO CUTS!” and a riot broke out
Finished
2017-04-05 18:32:45
Took
5 years, 20 days, 4 hours, 41 minutes, 1 second
44
Monsieur Herault wanted a distinctive fragrance all his own so he commissioned Hermes. Little known to M. Herault, the ingredients included poodle musk. On his daily visit to Gardi
Finished
2013-02-28 12:44:59
Took
347 days, 32 minutes, 27 seconds
44
"Yeah, Suri, she's our baby." No Tom, you're not fit to be a parent. You're a terrible human being. You're a whacked out, insecure shrimp scientologist. And I'll tell you what Tom,
Finished
2017-05-28 00:32:16
Took
5 years, 70 days, 3 hours, 29 minutes, 56 seconds
44
My goal is to find a way to resurrect the internet of 20 years go: back before commercialism and social networking and media paranoia. Waybac just doesn't cut it, obviously. When
Finished
2017-11-18 13:24:21
Took
5 years, 244 days, 7 hours, 50 minutes, 31 seconds
44
She was my daughter. I was proud of her. She'd opened up a juice store called Jambo Juice. She was doing well until Jamba Juice opened across the street. Corporate villains.
Finished
2014-05-03 02:26:36
Took
2 years, 26 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, 38 seconds
44
“Laugh it up, Fuzzball.” said the Siamese cat to the Manx. The Manx couldn't help laughing, the Siamese had just his testicles clipped.
Finished
2017-07-03 20:19:34
Took
5 years, 76 days, 22 hours, 40 minutes, 31 seconds
44
Finn and Jake decided to go on an adventure
Finished
2014-05-12 19:09:35
Took
2 years, 8 days, 44 minutes, 3 seconds
44
I may only be an imaginary friend, but I'll be damned if Mr. Monty Buffit is going to be Forgotten like the rest of those poor made-up bastards! I'll be sure the boy never forgets
Finished
2014-05-12 23:36:50
Took
1 year, 343 days, 3 minutes, 5 seconds
44
'How did this happen... I got myself into this mess, though, now I just need to get out.' I thought to myself, looking down at the chocolaty mess covering my new dress.
Finished
2013-10-22 16:03:45
Took
1 year, 119 days, 17 hours, 2 minutes, 29 seconds
44
This bitch had to go. Not only did she have the balls to post a note in the breakroom in ALL CAPS, but she'd used comic sans font. I'd fashioned an office shiv out of post-its and
Finished
2017-12-31 03:45:45
Took
5 years, 172 days, 17 hours, 5 minutes, 38 seconds
44
In the Black Hills of South Dakota, just off of highway 90, there is corrugated rusted hangar. If you pull into the dirt lot, and pay a dollar at the turnstyle, you will see
Finished
2014-10-24 17:34:24
Took
2 years, 90 days, 22 hours, 14 minutes
44
Joe had just hit the pope with his truck. There were no witnesses. The situation was surreal. He left the cab and checked the pope's pulse. The pope had no pulse. He put the
Finished
2016-09-18 20:38:44
Took
4 years, 52 days, 20 hours, 23 minutes, 20 seconds
44
Boom!
Finished
2013-02-26 12:24:22
Took
187 days, 19 hours, 46 minutes, 6 seconds
44
String theory, the scientist said, is an attempt to realize Einstein's dream and not Isaac Newton and the apple that fell on his head causing him to attain Nirvana. Now the apple
Finished
2013-03-07 00:21:37
Took
187 days, 14 hours, 29 minutes, 51 seconds
44
The zombie apocalypse came, as many dreaded it would - but not to humanity. Proving that either there was no God - or that he existed and had a twisted sense of humor - squirrels
Finished
2013-03-19 03:26:09
Took
198 days, 7 hours, 42 minutes, 52 seconds
44
I've became obsessed with gaining super speed, so much so that every time it storms, I run to my chemical set, hoping a stray bolt of lightning will strike, just like in the Flash
Finished
2013-11-24 14:26:29
Took
1 year, 76 days, 20 hours, 32 minutes, 45 seconds
44
A half-empty tin of Spongebob Squarepants Band-Aids and the lingering scent perfume were all that were left of her. Just a few moments earlier
Finished
2017-08-20 17:45:59
Took
4 years, 306 days, 6 hours, 6 minutes, 40 seconds
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