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I read, I folded, I passed. I came, I saw, I kicked some ass!
- Finished
- 2014-06-08 11:55:19
- Took
- 1 year, 190 days, 23 hours, 42 minutes, 43 seconds
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The grizzly bear smoked a calabash pipe because
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- 2017-08-30 17:47:46
- Took
- 4 years, 245 days, 13 minutes, 18 seconds
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Roast the broomstick. Fiddle. Bury the bone. Nookie. Makin' bacon. Hiding the bishop. Boom-boom.
- Finished
- 2017-06-07 06:56:11
- Took
- 4 years, 160 days, 11 hours, 37 minutes, 5 seconds
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So, it's January 3rd, 2013. Now what?
- Finished
- 2015-08-24 14:43:35
- Took
- 2 years, 232 days, 18 hours, 49 minutes, 43 seconds
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Like all previous New Year's resolutions, this one had gone to hell in a handbasket, five ways to Friday, quicker than
- Finished
- 2015-07-31 01:27:46
- Took
- 2 years, 189 days, 2 hours, 10 minutes, 6 seconds
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Jimmy Hoffa stepped out of his time machine and rubbed his stubbled chin. "Well, that worked!"
- Finished
- 2014-11-03 01:42:11
- Took
- 1 year, 225 days, 1 hour, 56 minutes, 19 seconds