שפעת...שפעת... בתחילת חודש דצמבר עדיין יש בראץ ימים יפים, ולפעמים אפשר אפילו להתרחץ בים או בבריכה לא מחוממת בשעת הצהריים

Forty years of service, and this is how it ends; facedown in a ditch. Lewie Zappa had always been a harsh man, but leaving behind his best man (me, not Frank, screw frank) would be

Im cumming honey he said after dropping his tools in the garage. Jim walked into the kitchen and yelled, "How the f*ck am I supposed to do anything woman with you interrupting me?

Underneath all those gummy bears beat the heart of a champion, and Marsha resolved to dig it out so that she could eat all those delicious bears without getting blood on her

"What's black and white and red all over?"

La paloma de la broma se encuentra en Sonoma.

"Daddy, I'm doing it!" cried Jane as she took her first wobbly laps on her new bicycle. "Hey, daddy!" she yelled. No answer. "Daddy!" she called once more. And once more, no reply.

Tired of the noise and commotion of the streets, Batman, Jesus and Harry Brown walked into a burning pub.

I was in my room when i saw a spider and it bit me. I turned into spiderwoman and got green goblin and then i was on my way home when another spiderwoman came up and it was on, so

I was walking down the street one day when I saw a cat. The cat was talking to other cats. They all had jetpacks on. I asked if I could have one and their answer was

I really can't think of a sentence to start so I'm basically just typing something random. If you're reading this feel free to finish it or whatever you want to do, I really don't

I was sitting in class when two EXTREMELY annoying guys named

Xino, a young boy in a small town of Varuna was a simple teenager, he went to school, trained in martial arts, and above all, was an overall good student, but one day

Have you ever wondered why things are the way they are? For example, why are there seatbelts on an airplane? Or why do you wear a helmet while skydiving? Doen't make sense. Or why

"But I am better than you." They all wanted to argue, because, well you're just not supposed to say that. But, they're protests were blocked by unassailable truth. He was better,

Jherek Manatee of Mars putted along the arid canals on his antigrav party-boat, pondering ancient mysteries in silence. But from the empty ruins of Xhiq came a horrific shriek!

It made me feel like dancing. It made me feel like "dirty" dancing. So I

I looked at my box of Grape-nuts. They didn't have any grapes or nuts in it. It didn't even have a mascot like Cookie Crisp. No prize inside either. Disappointed.

Sixteen years after her brutal death, I awoke to find my girlfriend painting her toe nails on the side of my bed. She was pale and smelled faintly of embalming fluid. She looked at

I closed the door and yelled "Honey I'm home! Boy, that shower BJ is REALLY going to hit the spot today. If you don't mind I'm just going to get a lot drunk first." Then