when i see her

Millie landed the plane on a narrow strip of beach on the uninhabited island but the beach ran out and it coasted into the lagoon losing a wing on the rocks. We tried to pick up

She sat in a darkened corner smoking her last and final cigarette as people walked quickly by her. Taking another drag, she spotted the one person she was meeting there in the cafe

Claude was happy with the upgrades. He had traded his blood for Chloroplasm without even a fever, and Tesla implants kept him going on cloudy days and movie dates. But his social

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The IKEA was the final battle ground of the Second American Civil War. The Liberal Collective stock piled their supplies there. The Conservative Reformationists planned to capture

Timo The Middle Manager got his start the day he hung up his mask and tights. He had been the superhero

"And now I can check off Princess Leia," I said, studying my list of Comic-Conquests. Next up was Neytiri from Avatar. I stuffed a cucumber into my R2D2 suit and trudged along, unt

Why do we understand humor? I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life. I can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.

The sea pedaling gypsy is taking a ride in the ambulance. Once again, against what is desired. The thought police must protect and defend from outrageous ethos and perplexing

I really want to get into the real estate business but my mind will not change from being lazy and

My Last Holiday

"You're so totally into body-mod! Let me touch your neck bolts again!" and then the head fell off. "Oops."

"2 African cane rats, 2 kg bush meat, a pig snout, a giant African snail, an impala skull cap, a tiger penis, & a Black Mamba. Do you have any other wares to declare Mr. Magagula?"

Sodium hydroxide. Calcium silicate. Bifluorocarbonic acetonide. Triglyceric polycarbonate. Aminooxidase perchlorate. Selenium tetrasulfinomide. Mozzarella cheese.

Jean's choir robe had snagged on the corner of the pew, causing her to stumble between amens. "Jesus Christ!" She'd said it out loud, then noted Father Fister's disapproval.

One sunny morning, I looked into the mirror and noticed that for absolutely no reason at all, a toenail was imbedded into my forehead. Either that, or it grew there. "Odd..." I

Confession: I dread going to my massage treatment appointments. I know I'm weird.

People flocked from as far as Caledonia County every year to see the returning of the nuns to convent. Excitement would swell as someone would spot the first one, winging her way

Starring in a Point & Click game had its ups and downs. Downs: Being violated by a cursor, watching the Clicker click on the same closet over and over (that's a dead end, stupid!),