Take it from me: if your recent folds are all about food, you should unskip lunch. Similarly, if they're all about unrequited love, find yourself a sock (I splurge on argyle) and

5th Grade

"Never mix serif and sans serif in a single document unless you know what you're doing." Slap! It stung. It hurt because it was true. Her name was Helvetica and she

"I sometimes look back over my old folds & reflect on what my folds say about me. Frankly, Dr. Noah, I am appalled by some of the folds I've written. I think I need psychotherapy."

The dust that gathers under your bed is a mix of human hair, skin, soot from air polution & interstellar dust. It must have been some complex organic molecules from space combined

"I said a boom chick a rocka chicka rocka chicka boom." Sang the Camp Counselor. She was wearing sweats. A clip board. On the Pine Stage doing her shtick. The son of the

Jamie Summers landed with a soft squelch upon the wombat. Thirty operations later it was reborn..better, faster, stronger - as the Bionic Wombat. Aided by its allies, Robopork &

This funny story starts with A bank teller gaining access to a time machine. He sat down and pulled the lever. **BFFFZZZGGFFGBZGZZBZZZZooooooopppP! "Oh mah GAWD!" he says.

From jail, Lance Armstrong tweeted daily that crop circles were alien messages about the dangers of GMO corn. Determined to save Earth upon his release, he rode his bike to Iowa

Headstock and first frets passes screen, superstrings begin to vibrate. As we pass into the body, interstellar Zappadrive engages. Opening crawl. "A long time ago, in a tonal scale

All he did was grin, flex and say, "Ciao Guys!"

This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine. This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine. Don't let the devil POOF it out.

As I drove across the border in my truck I secretly was snuggling soft animal toys. If I was caught with my teddy bear, stuffed pony and soft squeaky rabbit toys

I liked to live my life according to a few simple tenets. Hakuna matata, always look on the bright side, etc. So upon contracting alien hand syndrome I thought it'd be great for

Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree. Merry merry king of the bush is he. Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh...Kookaburra gay your life must be.

"Reading Greek myths again?" Jon said. "Umm, no." "Then why are the dogs dressed as Leda and the Swan?" A small mutt trotted past like Bjork in a wonky swan costume.

All I can hear is Margaret Thatcher's voice.

From the helicopter above, I dropped my son into the Atlantic. "Survival instincts are the best swimming lesson," I shouted as he descended. "I put granola bars in your pocket, so

Beyonce's Nipples Costume Kicks Off Concert Tour (PHOTOS). Brain Research, as Only Vegas Can. A reality TV Mars landing may be silly, but at least its on the right track. Alien

"Shoot," Tin Tin thought. Ages passed by before he thought, "I shouldn't have taken that last toke. I think I'm too high." The beastly blunt made it's way back to him, "Uh...