My biology teacher said looking at the toilet after you've done your business is genetic, as it's an ancient way of detecting disease. That's how I found out I had

"The Great Titted Warbler" was a flop. Duncan was crestfallen his DriveIn for Birdwatchers didn't fly. His seedy agent Hackensmoot said "Birdwatching can sell. Depends on the birds

Time for lunch!

Clark Kent invited Bruce Wayne for brunch at the posh 137 club in uptown Gotham. After some small talk, Clark said: "You know, Bruce, some people call you a crazy vigilante. I'm

I'm not gonna give much to work with...Let's just say that

Hey, I just met you, and you're driving me crazy! So I'll call cops, if you don't away from me-e!

Roland, chef de partie of the Chacune et chacun Fantaisie restaurant, had an appetite for sabotage. He'd slip osmium cubes in tourtes so the serveurs would drop unbalanced trays on

"How much will my clean bill of health set me back, doc?" I asked. "Hm, $40, plus the cost of hollow pills." It was cheaper to be sick, so I forced a cough. The GP sedated me with

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She rose from the sand and walked towards the Atlantic Ocean while the man with olive skin watched her.Her rosy skin and his dark hue created a beatiful contrast.She looked back at

Whirling clouds of black smoke danced across the plains, as if it was an ordinary day in Hades. But this wasn't Hades. And this was no ordinary day.

"She didn't!" "Oh, she really did!" "Come on, I'm serious. She didn't!" "I'm not fooling you, she really did." We went back and forth like this for about an hour. My confusion

I... am ... tired.... 1 am rolls again around a night third in a row... responsible? Me? Hahaha.. Do I have fooled them all! The seconds tick by and the FoldingStory grasps my

Looking out the window, Kitten thinks nothing but murder all day.

EveryThing was with SomeThing when NoThing bumped into AnyThing. SomeThing smelled awful, probably because NoThing was working to clean it up. NoThing ever worked right. AnyThing

'IDENTITTIES!' the box proclaimed, shamelessly. 'What's your BREAST GUESS?!!'. Quivering with excitement, Magdalena rushed over to the counter and purchased the game there and then

'20' out of 10 gay people

He walked up the stairs and there it was

She ran her hands through her hair, breathed deeply, winked, and said, "

The sun was shinning, the birds singing but William was in a foul mood. He stalked his way across the paddock the object of his rage coming closer with each