On a much-deserved date with the spouse at a new place. New Order's "Bizarre Love Triangle" is playing in the background.

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Sometimes, I wonder if dogs are capable of rationale thought. Are they able to complete logical syllogism? Are they able to organize complex data structures? Then the car swerved

"Latin is a dead language," Maurice said. Lewis replied, "No, YOU'RE the dead language." Then he offered him a drink. Maurice, in his naivety, drank the liquid. He suffered and di

The Ninth Brigade of Doltish Ninnies was about to charge up the hill to take the enemy position, but they had forgotten where they put their weapons.

I went to an echo chamber today. I went to an echo chamber today. I went to an echo chamber today.

As I walked out into the sun, cop hands on my shoulder, I realized that this was the end. He hadn't been important enough for a death penalty but I'm going to rot in prison forever

4.16.2117 Log: My grandpa was just telling me horror stories again about how they used to eat animal flesh for sustenance and literally cut into live bodies as a form of medicine.

The world is a vampire, sent to drain Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames

zobologist was testing the hypothesis that zombies just needed to wake up & smell the coffee. Needless to say he was suprised when the diner chairs filled up with headless zombies!

The 14 year old teenage girl just found out that her best friend (crush) is now dating another girl. She was very sad but felt happy for him. She knew that is was probably because

To avoid getting nipped by the fuzz and ending up in the hoosegow I had to shimmy down a thingamajig and make like a schoenobatist. I'd absconded with a plethora of doohickeys and

Someone told me. It's all happening at the zoo. some young chimp ate his poo. I do believe it. I do believe it's true. Mmmmm mmmmh woooahh mmmh..

A fly on the wall, spied your meeting, under covers, four feet exposed, it landed on the interlopers exposed toe. You were awake, felt watched and you were.

My guts felt like half-cooked eggs. I was so hungover. Could someone please crush my head under an earth mover's tire? Good God, who is that in my bed? Why are my fingers bloody?

There was a girl that loved to dance and wanted the whole world to see her.

The room was dark, dank and eerie. A single lightbulb was hanging from the ceiling, it flickered. There were no doors, only the gray walls that were slowly closing in on me.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Ron. Ron was an elderly man who has lived an exceptional life. He filled his early years of living with extreme adventures.

Misty DuPre. 8472 Rose St. Objective: Challenging and rewarding career in sanitation management restructuring via redundancy analysis. Skills: Restructuring, Sanitation, Analysis,

"Hello," said Alison. "Hello," said Jan. "We are so glad us two get to work with you Alex. You are just a real hero to us." Alex looked embarassed by the compliments.