One day, the giant pixie set out to hunt down a very wise spider. She left the Castle of Azerouth at 1:45pm and headed towards the Blue Lagoon. When she arrived,

Benedict Cumberbatch slithered seductively across the cold marble floor, I stared, fascinated yet slightly revolted, as Maggie Smith, in character as the Dowager Countess and nude

It was 3 am in the morning, i woke up and i was hungy. I went to kitchen and just when i was about to make a sandwich, i heard a knock on my doar.

I was in the middle of Main Street in Maine, which wasn't very main because in Maine, the main characteristic is being mainly mainstream Maine-empty. Confusingly I still got hit by

The skies crackled in a brilliant red, a masterpiece in the eyes of a troubled mind. Who was this child, staring blankly at the oncoming storm, just standing there, almost admiring

I am supposed to be grading papers right now, but the FoldingStory Siren keeps calling out to me, "Come, come into my fields of folds, oh ye who are weary..." So here I am, a priso

Since WWI when soldiers at xmas put down their guns and played football against the enemy it has been a tradition in every war no matter where in the world for soldiers to

One day I was out in my garden pulling at a weed when the weed started to pull back. The weed pulled so hard i was planted in the soil up to my waist

In the cold depths of space there lived a strange little man. Wise with the knowledge of all creation, he lived on an icy moon surrounding a strange, purple world. His name was

So, yeah, I apparently opened a dybbuk box by accident & Fizzuzu the Dybbuk of Indigestion now resides within me. I've tried everything (even calling Matisyahu, but he's powerless

Tears ran down Alphonsa's face leaving sooty tracks of mascara. She looked out of the window and the sound of the neighbour's dog barking rang in her head. She couldn't think.

She woke up slowly, blinking away tears. It was still dark out. She heard nothing, but that was expected. It had been years since the world had frozen around her. The only

Lentils, the limitless legume

When the Highland Games were over and the scorched earth of Toronto settled, the PM crawled out form his hidey-hole and yelled

I was trying to do it, but

Mrs Pumpernickle Von Codswallop was a great admirer of the research conducted by Prof Humita. During her studies at the Caledonian University of New Technology she decided to write

I stood on top with my arms outstretched. The summer wind blew through my sun-streaked hair as I closed my eyes & took a deep breath. Believing, I jumped...right off the edge of

once upon a time, there lived a monster who lived in a toy shop. His name was Kevin, his job was to make sure the shop was not broken into at night

She heard steps coming down the hall to her bedroom. The door creaked open and she saw the boots. Nancy Sinatra's warning rang wildly through her her mind.

The beach was crowded with Australians having their Xmas BBQ when Santa jumped out of the hovering helicopter with his bag of gifts, red shorts, sunglasses and towel to join in