The first thing I did when I got off the plane was

Cleaning out my "Junk" mailbox, my eyes were drawn to the ad for Swedish Penis Enlarging cream. If only I was Swedish..

The TV blared so loudly that he could barely make out the sounds from next door, but he knew his neighbors

So then I said, "What? No mayonnaise? How do you expect me to eat this pizza with no mayo?." Luigi looked ready to kill.

The sweatshop owner had a point. I couldn't name another country where you could pay a 12 year-old $1/week to

Rondo pulled up for a jumper right in LeBron's face. As the ball went through the net he smiled and yelled

'Well, its about time,' she thought as the plane finally pulled away from the gate. The pilot came on to announce that,

A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal at the counter. When done, he gets up, shoots the bartender and leaves. Why?

That song. She had heard it on the radio the day he left the mandala half finished. Now, he was near

"Leader board!" Screamed EK™.

It was early in our relationship but i felt we were both mature and could handle it without to much trouble. So I

After attempting several time-tested solutions, the lion tamer decided he better take drastic action to release the

Since my friend Geoff got married, it seems he is off the map. Where does the map lead us? Perhaps you might find

I put on my mask. I took a deep breath. I threw my body into the door and it flew open. With all my courage, I stepped

How's that go? Ass in the sand, beer in my hand? Shoot, all's I'm sayin' is all I got is

She awoke slowly aware that the room was so black, the silence so complete it had weight and seemed to be suffocating

I had to pee so bad. There were people everywhere. It was a serious emergency and I had to come up with a plan. So I

I find that squirrels are the most intriguing creatures in zero-gravity, especially when

I hopped on the Bixi bike just after midnight with a belly full of Chateauneuf-du-Pape. At least there was a

The breakfast "nook" was really more of a closet, but in proportion to the rest of the house. How a giant