As the water from the rain poured into the sewer, a man climbed down a manhole completely smashed from tequila and vodka. Due to his drunken state, he did not realize that he was

The biggest fall-out from the Green's victory was the axing of Top Gear. It had increasingly become a guilty pleasure but when the end came, Jeremy, Richard and James

I was at the park when I saw a fly the size of an elephant, he looked at me and waved. He then seemed to fly off into the distance. I kept walking when I came across a big

The man stood at the top of the stairs. Looking at me. I dragged my eyes away from the body lying drunkenly across the lower step. My life was

Her ninetieth birthday smoked every other for the last 72 years. Sure, her family was there, but so was a 20 year old Swiss. He'd said he'd come for her, and 72 years later, he had

I awoke on a cold, hard table in a room I did not recognise. My head was groggy as I forced myself up and looked around. The first thing I noticed were the

My friends were all laughing away at their lockers and I asked what's so funny? They said my best friends girlfriend was a riot, I knew she was stealing my best friend so I decided

The 24 hour marathon of The Nanny episodes had taken it's toll. At last she stopped putting it off and booked a trip to Flushing NY. There she would tour the monuments to

Degeneration. The word didn't exactly roll off the tongue, especially now that his mind was pulling a Flowers for Algernon and nose diving into oblivion. The only cure: blood.

The man picked up his pickaxe, then brought it down, hard, into the block of stone containing pieces of coal. Again, and again, he swung, hoping that each swing would be the one.

Life is beautiful if you're beautiful, but if you're an ugly dwarf like me life can be very tough. so I decided to get tough too. I signed up for a course in martial arts. On the

You would think a waterslide filled with gumballs would be a nice addition to the senior citizens center. Trevor did as well, for about 4 mintues.

In nations like the United States, most enquiring eyes remain focused along the coasts or dwell upon geological wonders such as the vast mountain ranges, canyons and the

He was a fledgling namedropper looking to score. And so, when his sister's husband's grandfather, a minor civic leader, suddenly passed away, he knew this was his chance at fame.

Dustin could not believe his luck. Having found out that he was named for the song "Dust In The Wind", he had sped off in his mother's car in disgust, just to crash it a block away

There used to be several ways of brewing a liquid as delicious as this one, but now, with sunset sky in short supply, there were hardly even enough cauldrons to brew it in. Because

Darkness was upon him. Am I dead? he wondered, for the silence encompassing him could only be achieved through death. A blinding flash of light materialized, and he howled in pain.

Mac wiped the crusty mucus off his eyes and rolled himself out of bed, falling on a pile of empty cups and used undergarments. "What a hellhole", he muttered to himself, tiptoeing

I am looking forward to the end of winter. :)

If I could look like someone from the movies, I'd look like Lee Marvin. He had a presence and somehow got the girl, even if he had to kill her first. I turned from the mirror and