In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Frank had one eye! Only, he wasn't in the land of the blind.

There was a chinchilla named Scout. Scout was different from the other chinchillas. There was something slightly off about him. Scout enjoyed to go on missions to explore.One day

I like skittles, and kittens.

جلست سارة في منزلها وحيدة، غرفة المعيشة مظلمة إلّا من ضوء القمر الذي أشع من النافذة. ترتشف من قهوتها في الظلام الدامس، و إذا بها تسمع صوتاً مخيفاً قادم من حيث تعلّقت صورة جدّتها.

Years later, after the Targaryen Restoration, Arya not caring for the role of a Stark Princess slipped out with Nymeria to dispense some of the Many Faced God's mercy where it was

It was a school holiday , i went to a buffet with my friends , when we got in , we were surprised to see many sumptuous meal arranged nicely.The smell of the food make our mouth

All I could see was yellow, nothing but yellow. I started to try to look around, agine, just yellow. I looked down, I where lying on a metal hospital bed. I were wearing a simple

Chortkin struggled to wake up. He was bound and gagged on a waterbed filled with piranhas, and wearing a lace negligee. Putin smirked. "Desire, frustration, danger: these make life

There was a deaf in the family, but no one said anything about it.

Why do people want to kill me? I don't do any harm to others, well unless I feel threatened. I'm Buzzella and I'm a Bumble Bee.

I was fishing a Schindleria praematurus out of my Tormato soup when I noticed someone had stolen my "Don't Kill the Whales" sign. After a long distance runaround with the local

She put the last file in the folder. She stared at his corpulent hand. It rested on the desk like a bloated drunk. She swung the stapler down on his hand, repeatedly until

One day i was walking to Kroger and i saw a chip on the floor, but for some reason i felt compelled to pick it up. I picked it up and it turned out to be a huge scorpion.

'Marzipan,' began Einstein (the first word he had spoken since being exhumed) 'has three tubers more than the average cannibal. Are you writing this down, you scum? Berty...'

The table read was supposed to be fun. It was Chip's new screen play. He'd ordered pizza for the group. That's when he noticed Gallagher at the table. What the hell was he doing

I knew it was a mistake once the box was delivered. I vaguely remembered ordering them. LIVE ANIMAL stickers were plastered all over the box, & the it was squeaking. Did I really

"Hey man, how's it going?" I looked at him up and down, I couldn't stand him and only now I felt the freedom to say so. "Eagerly awaiting the sweet release and relief of death"

Once when i was like seven, i squatted on my sisters head and

One day, in the morning, a book was read by me. Suddenly, I was called by my mother and I was distracted by her because she told me that a UFO was fallen from the sky.

There was only 1 minute left in the soccer game. The scores were tied, and i had to score the goal, and