Once upon a time in a far far away land, lived a beautiful princess. She was so pretty that her mother and father locked her away in a tower. She was not able to get out.

She had trapped this rich bastard in an air tight underwater Mini. He could scream but no one would hear him. He could only communicate to her through a walkie-talkie and she

prodigious was the word she used to describe her ability to procreate with any member of the male species that she so much as looked at, slut was the four letter word that I would

We were climbing up a steep rampart of the ancient fort at Meon Hill when I saw movement out of the corner of my eye. I turned & a black dog was stood staring at me with strange

The mad scientist was hard at work, mixing and brewing his latest potion. The formula, he was reasonably certain, could be used to give life to inanimate objects. He poured it onto

"You'll never catch me coppers," the 80-year-old Ms. Gordling screamed out the window of her newly acquired (stolen) cherry red Ferrari.

There he was, staring at his old torn school notebook, it’s been 20 years, and he knew that that drawing of the monster he made as a child is still inside, but... dare he opens it?

From where he stood the sun glinted off the polished cazoleta and a thought fleeted past him of something he would not think again until many years later as

That the beautiful woman was dead was no question. Her skin was cold and white, her body still, silent. The note he pulled out from her bag said only one thing, "Margret knows

yh again i was late mr still never warms to me when im late i keep saying im sorry but i keep being late i know its my fault i just need to get my self out of bed in the morning...

Voiceover: “Are you one of the tens of tens who suffer from Phantom Mustache Syndrome?” Alex Trebek, listening, air-grabbed Wheat Thins crumbs from his upper lip. “PMS threatens

One , cold, creepy night a girl was walking around her town after a row with her parents, salty tears run down her face while she walks around alone

While Julie was walking down the street, an alien ship appeared. She screamed and ran toward home. The alien creatures chased her. Just as she was opening her door, one of them

"I promise it only hurts the first couple times going in" said five-time Emmy award-winning actor Herbie Doowagon. Still unconvinced, the hairy busboy

This is the most bizarre story you'll read. I am going to warn you to try not to get lost. It was

They were only on day 6 of their 10,500 year trip to planet Tyche, far in the frozen Oort Cloud, when a stray micrometeorite destroyed their supply of coffee.

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Dippity-Doo tastes really bad on pancakes. Leroy Abner knows this because he leads a very preoccupied life. Mind on one thing while doing another, Leroy once

For freshman friday this week at school they should

He was jobless and he hadn't eaten for two days. He found this shiny coin on the road but he decided not to use it and to keep it instead, for good luck. He went back home and