It was a time for laughing, a time for love, but most of all it was a time for

"Let's ride," he said. Plumes of blood and gristle rained down on his lips. The salty copper of the kill overran his tongue. The vomit awoke, where it slept deep in the pit of

Once upon a time, there

Everything was fine when the birds stopped singing and the wind no longer blew, but once our reflections started lying,

He had five minutes to find love once the competition started, but when the self-proclaimed narcissist stepped victoriously in front of the mirror & the red light buzzed a denial,

In that climate, treachery swam between thick breaths in whispers. The bar would have been god forsaken, if such a god existed. As it was, only pulse rifles and batpacks commanded

He was one of those Hodpodge stiffs that says, "Nice!" after everything someone says. He also still wore those dorky shirts that have THC in place of KFC logos,

She touched the knot behind her ear and rubbed them. They ached from the strain of the week's stresses. After a moment, a tiny door opened beneath her fingers and her eyes glowed

The ER Doc asked me"What Happened" "Well" I started "It's been ages since I've had sex so when so I took two Viagra. Then worrying about a heart attack I took three Nitroglycerin

while i was walking down the hill i decided to jump accross the street and say oh my gosh im so in love i foundly found

"You want to date Luanda? Then you have to sleep with me. And I don't mean 'rest' either. I mean knocking the boots." Ted stared at Tammy. She was serious. She was totally dis

I scratched my balls by the pinch-rub technique. It makes me go to the happy place. Then afterwards I smell my fingers. These private joys are all that sustain me because

"Not another one!" she screamed. "It's me baby. Don't you remember? We really had

It wasn't unusual for them to assess taxes for not being a cat. It was a felinoid town after all. The outskirts always smelled like Tuna and regurgitated hair balls. Tabby guards

She chambered a round and unloaded unto the dashboard. Her OCD with following rules wasn't going to keep her from speeding to her wedding. Without a speedometer, loopholes emerged

Gw mesti berobat jalan ampe b'bulan2, GOD show me the way with this sickness n I'll be better coz I trust HIM!

Hulk Hogan realized his fight against the newborn kitten was not as one-sided as he thought it was when

My fingers wandered dangerously close to her lips, stopping long enough on the way to brush through her brown hair. She embraced it, and gazed deeply into my eyes like a doll would

I sat waiting to hear what the teacher would say next... Would it be another boring day of school? One that would last a lifetime and then some. Suddenly, the teacher turned and

“You have a reputation as the kind of guy who’s not to be fucked with. Ice-cold under pressure”, Ben started, not getting to the point. “I didn’t come out here to be flattered”