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Lin sat in the parking lot with the Chevy in idle looking inconspicuous. "What was taking K & Jitter so long? An easy job" they said! Then K entered alone. "Go!" she she yelled.
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2014-12-06 23:17:00
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153 days, 6 hours, 7 minutes, 34 seconds
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Al left his cousin a voice-mail but stumbled through it. Why was it so hard? It was like his brain froze up when it realized his voice was being recorded, taking too long to say
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2016-08-26 11:03:09
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2 years, 42 days, 15 hours, 44 minutes, 14 seconds
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Boo Bo was the funniest clown I had ever met. I tried to impress him with a joke, so I combined his favorite subjects into one joke. Farts, sex, racism, kittens and leprechauns.
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2016-05-04 11:16:46
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1 year, 272 days, 23 hours, 29 minutes, 50 seconds
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One typical night in the Loon and Harlot good ole Jez Osborne confided that he was, in fact, The Kraken. He stopped me before I opened my gob. "Believe you me, I'm awake. See those
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2021-01-11 12:32:20
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6 years, 152 days, 14 hours, 49 minutes, 44 seconds
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Just when Frank thought his noisy neighbors Bob, Lorena, and their three wily kids couldn't be more obnoxious, Lorena popped out another one. "YEEEAAH!" Bob brayed.
Finished
2017-07-20 18:07:44
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2 years, 338 days, 3 hours, 48 minutes, 16 seconds
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Geraldine the gnu was feeling blue. She counted her toes again to check but there were three on each foot. Very un-gnu.
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2016-11-21 03:14:50
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2 years, 95 days, 9 hours, 21 minutes, 5 seconds
41
It was a miracle. Ninja Pope, scooped from the volcano by God's own hand, awoke, alive & smoldering on the slope of Devil's Mountain. Flying nuns circled over him in the red sky.
Finished
2016-07-23 19:56:23
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1 year, 334 days, 23 hours, 3 minutes, 33 seconds
41
"Your Great Uncle died and left you his record collection, library of books, and film archive." The lawyer then flung a flash drive across the desk. "If you would just sign here."
Finished
2013-03-05 14:09:12
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1 year, 154 days, 18 hours, 6 minutes, 28 seconds
41
King Arthur said, "Well that certainly is one way to liven up a meeting." Sir Lancelot
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2013-08-28 22:14:32
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1 year, 331 days, 1 hour, 45 minutes, 7 seconds
41
I figure Trixie'd have me back if I could show I was a real man, and hitchhiked across the country to her Appalachian home to rough it in the wilderness with a survivalist cookbook
Finished
2014-05-09 18:28:04
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2 years, 195 days, 3 hours, 6 minutes, 38 seconds
41
MAKE HIM STOP REPEATING (repeating) EVERY WORD I SAY! (I say...) I just about had enough with those two in the back, we were in the middle of Utah and our radiator was at boiling.
Finished
2016-11-10 12:29:46
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4 years, 361 days, 18 hours, 55 minutes, 44 seconds
41
It's a well covered-up fact that the black part of the eye is actually a small hole into the skull. Most people incorrectly think it's something called the "pupil". In actuality,
Finished
2015-02-27 11:49:29
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3 years, 104 days, 15 hours, 55 minutes, 10 seconds
41
I realized I had a speech filter issue after my boss said "Good morning Wally" and apparently I said "Sure, I'd love to sleep with you". There were other incidents.
Finished
2013-06-07 20:09:36
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1 year, 192 days, 2 hours, 3 minutes, 44 seconds
41
Lindsey erupted into a laughter frenzy after witnessing her friend, Molly, crash and burn on the go-ped while attempting to impress with "stealth" and swift moves. What a wipe out
Finished
2013-05-29 05:15:35
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1 year, 179 days, 6 hours, 49 minutes, 2 seconds
41
Pop Quiz: You're doing about 45 and the light turns yellow. There may or may not be a large ditch on your left. Do you: A) slow down; B) speed up; or C)
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2014-03-26 20:12:57
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2 years, 103 days, 17 hours, 2 minutes
41
"I'm dreaming of a bloody Christmas with every suicide note I write. May your days be scary with plight and may all your Christmases be trite." "Hey, good one, my turn, my turn!"
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2013-05-01 23:27:29
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1 year, 139 days, 16 hours, 14 minutes, 7 seconds
41
"...Next!" "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" "Not on the guest list, back of the line! Next!" "I am Arthur! King of the Britons!"
Finished
2014-06-20 18:54:28
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2 years, 188 days, 4 hours, 57 minutes, 24 seconds
41
U.S.-Pakistan relations reached the nadir of absurdity this week when it was revealed that 5000 American ex-pats in Pakistan were in the streets protesting the American TV show
Finished
2012-10-20 03:03:01
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305 days, 7 hours, 50 minutes, 27 seconds
41
Except for his wrist watch, he was naked in the Bellagio fountains. He was sitting on one of the water canons counting the seconds until the next show. What he didn't realize was
Finished
2012-01-09 14:27:08
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20 days, 18 hours, 40 minutes, 47 seconds
41
Vanessa Conquest's fingers fluttered like french fries in a bingo hopper. Her husband and her boy-toy were both missing, and she didn't want the police involved. The scent of money
Finished
2013-04-09 13:03:41
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1 year, 108 days, 3 hours, 8 minutes, 3 seconds
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