The telephone rang without end. Theresa sat there staring at it. It wasn't plugged into the wall or anything, yet it rang and rang. Desmond entered cautiously and grabbed his cell

He wanted to retaliate but he wanted to do it with style, he torqued the

Kathy Griffith looked in the mirror and smiled. Her lifelong ambition was to be a hot chick. After all the surgery, heartache, scrabbling and self abuse, it appeared to her that

Dennis had never been a popular boy, due to the fact that he couldn't talk to someone without also drawing on their face. This proved especially embarrassing when

It was one of the most amazing days she had ever experienced. This job would be a dream come true. She could not wait to share the good news with her best friend. Unfortunately....

She dreaded going to the mailbox for fear that there would be more of the same...bills.

Truth be told, he had not expected to have been accepted into the experiment. The line outside the door had been long. Somehow, he had gotten himself noticed, perhaps by

Seething beneath the surface of her smile was a subtle sense of slightly soiled subterranean sensations.

She was tired of the jokes. "How can you work in a rice cake factory and still be so overweight?"

Amelia kinda knew she shouldn't have married the landscape architect when she cooked him a pie and he complained that "the lattice work wouldn't hold more than three strands of

A ludicrous nostalgia smells like Cowboy TV. The plural diet suits Pimp Monitor beneath my designer. The unexplained remedy propositions the stem underneath

If death were a person, I would call him a greedy bitch. He always had a way of taking the good people away, leaving the assholes behind for me to deal with.

Are you kidding me? Are you all so perversed? I read over all the lines I could possibly add to, not finding one fit for me to even humor. I sit, sipping my nightly beverage,

I couldn't sleep at all last night. I was worried about the file. Finally, at 5:30 am, I jumped out of bed and took off in my car to do whatever I could to remedy the situation

How this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the price of a town called

She painstakingly removed the outer shell with an xacto knife and the lid of an old pen. Times were tough at Science Beat magazine, but an alien first contact like this would get

Joel spat out the remainder of the moutwash and quietly shuddered. He hated brushing his tongue as it made him want to gag, but then he would have felt sick today anyway

He was bent and twisted like a wasp stuck in the fly screen. It was from years of refilling the Slurpee machine. At the peak of his career he'd

One day I was walking down the street and I got hit by a car. As i got back up the driver got out of his car walked up and said

One day in the magical forest of Narnia, I was flying through the forest on the back of a purple elephant while playing checkers with a blue orangutan, while running from the green