To whom it may concern, I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm sorry for, but I'm really really sorry. I'm sorry you had to put up with me for all this time. I'm sorry I had to leave.

The chopsticks were dangling from her dead fingers, still coated in deliciously crispy Chang's Spicy Chicken with a light glaze of arsenic sauce. Food critics weren't often

I'm not a normal girl. I carry with me a terrible secret-one that could destroy the world. I live in constant fear of those who hunt me. They know my secret... They want my power..

Once upon a time there were magical hippos from the grand land of Germany. Every day they would hail Mexico and rule all of the minorities from the mother land then they would

In the morning, i decided to go to my friend's house when, i came out of my house, i was shocked to see a monster made up of ice and is carrying a trampler hammer

Jonh Garlin sat in the chair with his wife, we were at the commen room reunion. it was amazing. everyone was here, Niki and Dolten, my wife and me. i had put on a skirt for this to

THE ADVENTURES OF CHRISTIAN BILLY - BILLY AND THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. "Never take the Lord's name in vain," says Billy. "Instead, say, 'Those /fudging/ zombies scare me!'"

The guitar was used to communicate with the other spy. The location of debriefing was the Guitar Center. He would come in and noodle "Hotel California," while the "cashier" trans

Warrant G. was they name of the band. They played "Cherry Pie" with a gangsta rap beat and it really

But at Yar's funeral all Data could think about was the episode where he and Yar did the nasty. That was great. He had a photographic memory. Picard waited. So Data said,

Sir Albert set out on his quest for the Holy Grail on a warm July day in the year of the Lord 1234. his companion, a serf named Harold, carried the heavy stuff.

In the short time since he'd stepped across the threshold, the race had begun. The old were tired and awaiting slaughter, save a few who enlisted cronies to bolster their position

as the baby Murphy the elephant roamed through the plaines with his mother, he wondered when dad would come home. he was tired & hungry. why did dad have to leave during the move.

Seven below zero and still the daisies find a way to blossom -- stuck like a pento in the lake frost during the Winter festival...that's where they found her.

one day i was playing in the sand box, ands sand got in my eye, so i started to scream, and run around in cirlces i likedsand but not any more, now i like to

Then something fired in Data's circuits. A hot spark. It whispered, "Why do they treat you like a child Data? You know more than any of them. You don't need them...they need you

The cat sat on the mat

There once was a beaver named Danny Chomp. He lived in a dam with his aunt Miss Chew. He was thrown out by hurricane De Glomp. He then woke up next week in Timbuktu.

I've told you before how much I hate it when you

The mouse scurried down the hall with a ball of cheese and a map that gave the exactly location of the final piece of the puzzle. Of all four hundred pieces, this would finally do