AHHHHH! Kathy screamed at the top of her lungs...

The alpaca farm was not the financial success Ed and Judy had envisioned. No one had told them that by temperament these wooly creatures had an evil streak that belied their fuzzy

His dog peeked over the edge of the table. The baby'd left bits of steak there, but Dad shook his head. Two minutes later, she was barking at something. When Dad got up, she flew

It didn’t even occur to me to pay attention to my father’s keep off the grass signs, but it should have. I realized this as soon as I stepped in the small pile Mrs. Chu's Mutt

"April's Adventures, how can I help you?" Her voice was far too perky and I had had far too little sleep. "How about a library visit in August," I snarled, my bad mood bleeding

Hot fat and delirium congealed somewhere at the base of his skull. The time of magic and will had given way to a chaos unanticipated by the great tomes. To be undone by a pan of

The crowd reeked of vodka. They were puking in their seats. Their chants were slurred but he could make out the name. They chanted for him. Well screw that noise then. I'll

I always wanted to be a spy. I got one chance. This is a story of my first mission...

My name is Sarah. I live in a pretty house on a pretty street with my pretty family. On the outside, my life is perfect. But like most, I have my demons. This is my story.

She dreaded going to the mailbox for fear that there would be more of the same...bills.

So the large leather-faced woman began to scream and squeal. The elephant had stepped on her hand as she reached

She was mid-air in the plane, when she realized she had boarded the wrong plane and now she was on her way to China instead on California.

Cyndi hated it when you misspelled her name. She wasn't Cynthia or Cindy. Her insistence on the right spelling landed her in trouble last Tuesday, when

"Jump", the old man yelled to his grandson, who was standing on the edge of the pool with a big question mark on his face. He sighed: "Please do not tell me you have the same weak

He didn't get up to give her the seat. Screw her. Screw her and her inability to control her stomach. She used to be hot but now she was a pig. Well, he no longer had to be

Wythes radiates a calm confidence, while his solid posture, tall stature and playful spirit hint more at his basketball-playing youthful past than reality: Wythes will celebrate hi

She left me. Alone. Broken. I was paralyzed. Why? Why would she leave and take everything that mattered to me with her? Will she ever come back? I told my self she would but

I couldn't sleep at all last night. I was worried about the file. Finally, at 5:30 am, I jumped out of bed and took off in my car to do whatever I could to remedy the situation

This is a distress call from spaceflight Yi-R-San. We've been hit by something. We need help, we're stuck ! Is anyone there? May-Day! If you're out there: we were hit by a giant

Three morris men tried to creep past the watching guard but the jingling of their bells alerted the sentry. 'Put your hands up and give the password', barked the guard. "It's