I'm so lazy at work that I don't even bother to get up to pee. Instead, I

It was a long, dusty drive to L.A., but after 4 years BillyBob could hardly wait any longer. He got in his truck and

Her breath, smokey with condensation, cut through the air like

As he clung desperately to the edge of the cliff, he wondered how he got there. It must have been when

The doorbell rang and it was Frank. He was late as usual but I was too tired to comment.

By the time the parachute opened there wasn't time to prepare for the landing, all I could think was I wish I asked her

It was 2 AM and all that was open was a Fatburger, so I pulled in. Odd, no helicopters around, must be

I don't remember much after the third inning, except for the feel of

It wasn't long after I took the dog for a walk that everything started happening really fast. When the police arrived I

Sipping tequila was her way of telling me that the night had only just begun. Walking over to her I spotted

She sat on the edge of her seat and couldn't believe what she was witnessing. Not ten feet from her was