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When the darknesss lifted nothing was left. Christian looked around and all he saw was pieces of

Did she like to gamble? Man, that Melanie could get a craps game going in a nunnery. She went to Vegas once

There once was a website that was very similar to my own.

I voted today.

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The clown's real name was Dan, but everyone called him Danny Buckles after he got a tranq dart stuck in his

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"Was that a bear?" she whispered, pulling the covers over her head. The trip to Yosemite ("yoss-might" as she called it)

The day of the big exam had finally arrived. Gil brought his #2 pencil and his lunch, but didn't notice he'd forgot his

It was finally time; Without further ado I ripped off my clothes only to find I had not brought along any

The note read, "This is a fake stickup to test security. Put all the money in a bag and nothing funny." I bit my tongue

I am absolutely, positively, 100%-sure I saw an alien last night. No animal could crouch and feast on a human body like that. Oddly, it smiled at me when I flipped on the

As the motorcade passed, John remembered a line from an old song about an outlaw who ended up in Cleveland,

The first thing I did when I got off the plane was

Cleaning out my "Junk" mailbox, my eyes were drawn to the ad for Swedish Penis Enlarging cream. If only I was Swedish..

The TV blared so loudly that he could barely make out the sounds from next door, but he knew his neighbors