How's that go? Ass in the sand, beer in my hand? Shoot, all's I'm sayin' is all I got is

She awoke slowly aware that the room was so black, the silence so complete it had weight and seemed to be suffocating

I had to pee so bad. There were people everywhere. It was a serious emergency and I had to come up with a plan. So I

I find that squirrels are the most intriguing creatures in zero-gravity, especially when

I hopped on the Bixi bike just after midnight with a belly full of Chateauneuf-du-Pape. At least there was a

The breakfast "nook" was really more of a closet, but in proportion to the rest of the house. How a giant

The bear came out at night, only

Their business meetings had become quite mundane. The coders were getting antsy while the suits were

The International Arm Wrestling championships were starting in a couple minutes, and big Joe needed a pick me up, so he

With the beast on the floor in front of her, she crawled toward the hot oven. As she tried to stand

I like to discipline my dog with rolled up editions of the Economist. I think it makes him

Moving to the suburbs didn't work out as well as they had planned. The dog walking mafia had their sights set on

I used to go running in the mornings before work, but ever since the accident, I haven't had time for much, other than

Compensating for wind, distance, and the curvature of the earth, Earl took aim at the unsuspecting

You will need: 5 helium balloons, 3 packs of mentos, 2 bottles of fanta (grape works best) a lawn chair, a 9 iron. Mix

Monkeys like butter and banana flavored jelly beans, its hard sometimes to grab these delicacies from small children who

Among the few things I regret are that I never had a sound understanding of quantum mechanics. Spin? Location?

There's something I need to tell you. It's hard for me to say, but I must be truthful. I'm a Scottish highland dancer.

It was very early in the morning. The sun had not yet reached its zenith and I was already out of bed and getting ready

I'm a playa at heart; 'cause playahs don't part, it's an art script'n rhymes with auditory arc.