"Another round of tequila shots," was the last thing I remembered. I tried to stitch the night together based on

'WTF did I do last night?' he thought before noticing the beer cans, liquor bottles, take out and clothing littering

My, the apples on the ground are much more soft than the apples on the trees. Look at the size

Looking back, it occurred to me that man-slapping was not considered the proper response to Steve's comment. Alas,

Joe wondered why he was still sitting in the stands as the game entered the 16th inning. Maybe

Jumping up quickly after the blast, he couldn't believe his eyes. There was nothing left. Just ten seconds ago he had been enjoying

Tonight is an excellent night for murder. It's beautiful outside, crisp with the fall wind adding an edge to the world. And she will love it as I will-for her it will be

It was Friday and muggy. He kicked off his shoes, loosened his neck-tie and poured himself a whiskey. Just as he sat

Simon woke up one day at the sound of a bloody, mangled hand scratching at his window. Moans were echoed outside. He got

She turned to me with a look in her eyes that said come and get me. And frankly, how could I refuse?

Her hair was red like fire, and glistened in the sun. She was the last of them - the Gingers. Soon to expire, soon

It was 7:30 in the AM and 10 below, but there we were standing on top of the mountain in our

With a Fluff-a-Nutter sandwich in hand I decided it was time to

Eating four bean salad before a meeting was a very bad idea. She kept going on and on and won't shut up. If I moved

Terry was good at really chess. In fact, he was something of a prodigy. Of course you'd never know it since

Jane was sensible. She knew that living a structured life brought stability, and that comforted her. Every morning she

Regrets, we all have them. One in particular haunts me day and night. It all stems back to April '82. The wanton urge

"A little shorter on the left. Maybe make it more even. Yeah, like that. Yes, I like that." Pause. "Now step away from

Fifteen hot dogs into the competition, and it suddenly occurred to me that

"Candy is a whore's name," she said disgustedly. "Or maybe a stripper. Has a Candy ever won a Nobel prize or