In 2012 the world is said to end on they Mayan Calender (December 21st), I would

She had done it! After all the long years of studying it was finally going to pay off she thought as she applied her lipstick and rolled the hot rollers into her hair. Now, she

Today, the day I thought would be the best day of my life, would turn out to be humanity's worst day in history.

Fourteen days to go. I was sweating on it now, but for so long it seemed an eternity away.

So there I was, making lunch for 3 screaming boys when it happened! The oldest boy was running around with..

The last man on earth sat anxiously in his living room There was a knock at the door.

I heard a scream so I ran toward my car. I did not get to it before

Scientists have grown a miniature "human brain" the size of a pea, in a feat they hope will

The sun burned my back as I walked down the beach. It has been a long, hot day that took a lot out of me and I was ready to relax in the hotel pool.

You don't know me. I'm the one that puts that "Fruit of the Loom" sticker on those tidy whities you are sitting there in. Working at the computer in your underwear? I should

"I don't care what you say, I'll never like you like I used to," she yelled, slamming the door. I stood there, wondering about the words and whether or not

It was a sunny day in Alresford City when Joe Griffin decided he would take a long walk in the wood with an axe and a spade

I woke up at the hour of 2 only to find myself in a room I did recognize

"Yea, are you sure you weren't just kissing a mop?" Joked the sergeant...

And Andy replied, "Oh my! Really?" Matt said, "Yeah, really!" Andy sighed, "Well then, I guess...

"What ... the ... fuck? Totally stink in here, dude," Brian said, holding his nose. We opened the closet, and Adrian's body tumbled out, wrapped head to toe in plastic.

Jeremiah was stunned. Here he was, drinking his coffee and reading the morning paper, when his wife has the audacity to tase him. Sliding to the floor as his cup shattered, he..

Moo said the cow when the sun started to come up. When I hear the cow in my sleep I wake up and

"Son, I've started more stories than you've even added to. Heck, I was folding stories back when you were picking music for your Myspace page." "Yes, but just look at my Avg. Score

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