It was a dark and stormy night.

I've got balls of steel.

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He stared at her as she wept and shook his head in disagreement. “I’ve told you numerous times that we cannot be together. I don’t understand why you must drag this out.”

Great! Roberta's boyfiend had given her a pet monkey and no animals were allowed in her building. OInly one place to hide it. In the

At this time of year, the beach is deserted. There is little sound, save for the crashing waves and the brittle leaves of trees blowing in the wind. Unexpectedly, I hear footsteps.

Luigi stood over Mario's bloody body. No longer would Luigi take a backseat to his portly brother. Now he had to hide the the body and the evidence. All of a sudden Wario walked in

I smiled at the hot chick. I flexed my biceps or triceps or whatever those really bulging muscles in my awesome arm are called. "Hey, babe," I said, winking. "My name is Bro Broson

Sarah lifted the cube from the ground. It glowed a faint orange. Where had this mysterious artifact come from. Suddenly, the cube began to make a strange sound.

"I promise it only hurts the first couple times going in" said five-time Emmy award-winning actor Herbie Doowagon. Still unconvinced, the hairy busboy

Hafsita era una niña muy felis hasta que

So your mother is so old she Dj-ed at the Boston Tea Party

One day a boy was walking when he found a puppy in a box

The witch went to the party, she baked a cockroach cake, and garnished it with frog legs and salamander eyes. She offered some to the others, but no one wanted any. It made her sad

The man stood at the top of the stairs. Looking at me. I dragged my eyes away from the body lying drunkenly across the lower step. My life was

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On Friday morning the Freshman walked into school and saw 3 seniors with a trashcan looking at him, so the freshman..

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Tell me about your home, Maximus. Tell me about your dream.